Pam

And what a pretty shade of green I glow!

The PAM always parks next to a hydrant.

I do indeed, always nice to have some water nearby.

The PAM talks to stop signs.

the PAPAM may do that, but the PAM is the only one who hears the stopsign's answer... :goof: :p

The PAM is a pirate of the roads (hope it makes sense in English as well :p)

Do you mean I am a bad driver? :brow: :lol:

The PAM eats toast and only toast. Try some new foods, PAM!

Pretty much :cool:

The PAM eats only junk food.

the PAM has a Mcdonalds burger named after her. ;)

The PAM makes kitty sculptures out of tofu and peanut butter.

The PAM likes kittens. Smoked. ;)

the pam on the other hand likes puppies, sun dryed and subsequently turned into a protein shake.

I am not saying the PAM is clumsy, but he has been known to trip while still sitting down...

The PAM uses a potato for a bar of soap.

the PAM owns no potatos. my god, that's too horrible even to contemplate!! (but perhaps, Virgil, you atone for it with the large quantity of mashed yams you use as shampoo.)

PAM shocked coz virgy doesn't have any potato

The PAM carries on great conversations with store mannequins.