Waste: That what you lose whithout gaining anything by it.
Haste:
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Waste: That what you lose whithout gaining anything by it.
Haste:
Haste: Trying to run faster than time.
Time:
Time:Something that passes and transforms everything.
Wit:
Wit: (1) The way some people mispronounce “with”. (2) A conversationalist whose mouth runs faster than his brain.
Bird Brain:
Bird Brain: Someone who bombs the Canary Islands and Turkey in order to get rid of the Bird flu
Beeline:
Hi, Melanie! Nice to see you again.
Beeline:. The row of children participating in a spelling contest.
Abacus
(Hi Calidore! It's been awhile. I missed everyone)
Abacus: A calculator for those on a limited budget and can't be hacked into! You're a nerd if you can multiply double-digits on it.
Brainteaser
Brainteaser: An quick injection of tea directly into the cerebrum. Perfect to stimulate emotions and thoughts involved in the writing of poetry. 'Brainteasing' may lead to serious infection, madness and death.
Frittata:
Frittata: A cross between an egg pizza and an omelette that escaped to the wild.
Wild:
Wild: Someone with a stubborn spirit, messy hair, and a smile on their face.
Wide-eyed
Wide-eyed: The way the front of something looks whose back is bushy-tailed.
Smile:
Smile: A friendly mouth movement.
Movement:
Movement: What happens to stuff that tries to stand still for too long.
Universe:
Universe: A type of unicorn that recites poetry to young women.
Definite:
Definite: A guaranteed 100% probability that something will happen as predicted. The guarantee is good until shown otherwise.
Prediction:
Prediction: events before diction, like Writers Block
Blockage:
Blockage: To prevent, by word or deed, others knowing how old you are.
Geriatric
Geriatric: Too old to remember how you got this way.
Old:
Old: a shorter word for geriatric.
Sunset:
Sunset: A collection containing one of each of the following:. Red dwarf, yellow dwarf, white dwarf, brown dwarf, red giant, blue giant, supergiant, neutron star, pulsar.
Celestial
Celestial: The part that’s not down to Earth.
Clouds:
Clouds: The part when one´s head usually is when it is not down to earth. It´s also the part where Microsoft insists that we keep all our archives.
Archiv:
archive: An ancient edible species related to the shallot and leek.
cacophony:
Cacophony: a melodical cough.
Melody:
Melody: Harmony's annoying younger sister.
Fiscal Deficit:
Fiscal Deficit: I suppose that´s what happens when the rulling forces of a country feel that they are short of cash.:bawling:
Taxes:
Oh dear, sorry Danik. Did I touch a nerve there?
Taxes: A tool used by the ruling class to foster unequal wealth distribution.
No problem at all, Silas. It was just a pertinent association.
Ruling class:
Ruling class: A special class in an elite school where future leaders go to network with each other.
Quark:
Quark: 1-A successful crossing between yoghurt and cream cheese. 2-Successful nonsense.
Network:
Network: What nets do when they are on the job.
Fun:
Fun: A happening that destroys any dividing of people and adds years to your life
highway
Highway: A road that gets one to one’s destination faster unless one is lost.
Lost:
Lost: A situation involving socks pining for their ex-partners.
Salacious:
Salacious: A salad with an audacious dressing:
Dressing:
Dressing: To cover one's rear end
Posterior:
Posterior: The couch potato’s favorite body part.
Hormone:
Hormone: Something that, if you don't keep it balanced, you'll end up on the news
Relationship:
Relationship: Something that, if you don´t keep it balanced, you,ll end up in a madhouse.
Madhouse:
Madhouse: A house without windows so that those inside won’t see how crazy the world has become.
Crazy: