It's a nicer shade than grey.
What time do you leave work/school today?
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It's a nicer shade than grey.
What time do you leave work/school today?
3:10
Why is Purple, Purple?
Maybe because it is always in a blue mood watching how everything goes by underneath it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poetrygirl
Because it is in a state of conundrum between red and blue.Quote:
Why is Purple, Purple?
why is the Earth circular?
Because a square is to pointy.
Why don't penguins fly?
Where would they go?
Why cigar-store *Indians*?
Because Everyone Else is to boring.
Why don't dogs have thumbs?
As they don't drink thumps up:)
Why don't we see god?
Because he is so magnificent that if we see him our eyes will burn before his greatness!
Why is glitter so shiny
Shining particles are added in it.
Why should we live?
Because if we don't live, who would eat all the delicious food.
Where did they get the name Antarctica from?
Don`t know the answer, it seems all Greek to me.
What is your favourite bedtime prayer?
Nite nite
Why did Elvis get so damn fat?
Because the pelvis in elvis stopped functioning.
Why Diana is still more famous than Kate Middleton?
Because humans thrive on death and conspiracy.
What movie role would you replace the actor for David Hasslehoff?
Great question. David Hasslehoff stars in Wizard of Oz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaman_Raman
Why do the neighborhood dogs insist on stealing my bread crumbs?
Because they're bird dogs.
Why is white Zinfandel pink? Or, why is pink Zinfandel called white?
Because they wanted to be different
Why do snakes not have legs
Because they are encouraging humans to eat less carbs.
Why is David Hasslehoff so popular in Germany?
He starred as a German dodge ball coach in a movie.
What would happen if dictionaries started talking to us?
You mean they don't already?!!
When is a black cat most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
If there's no sound in space, why the "Big Bang"?
Because there is mental space. Why is there mental space?
Because you said so. How do you decide which lesbian is honored on Mothers day?
Whip em' out and measure em'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaman_Raman
If hard alcohol's so hard, why is it so easy to drink?
Its just hard on ones wallet but easy to gulp it down.
Why are the hardest of tasks end up being the easiest to perform?
Because people go half hearted into hard tasks, thus making them quite easy.
Is there a chemical produced by the golf channel that creates drowsiness?
Most probably, since the players of golf are products of chemical reactions, that's why watching golf channels is prescribed as a remedy for people suffering from insomnia.
How can we differentiate between what is wrong and what is correct?
The big red X placed by the teacher is one sign. A new bedroom door made of bars is another.
How did Willy Wonka's fizzy drink make people float when the bottles didn't float?
Because it was a cocktail of very powerful narcotics and hallucinogens!
What is the secret of my success?
Your golden ring and goblet.
Why are middle names usually kinda lame?
Because they don't get enough exercise :D
What have I got in my pocket :D
Myyyyyyy Preciousssss, Golum! Golum! Nasty little Hobbitses.
What would have happened if Golum had predicted correctly, what was in Bilbos` pocket?
I would have won money.
is it true that 'when it rains it pours'?
Kind of , but it mainly depends on how you pull yourself together, other than that, it never rained cats and dogs.
Same question.
no really, sometimes it drizzles.
Why are umbrellas such crap nowadays?
Presently it is raining cats and dogs.
Same question.
Made in China.
Are diamonds a girl's best friend?
that and our flat irons
if your life was a colour, what colour would it be?
The Colour of Silence.
Same question.
orange... independent, stimulating and warm with a sense of adventure
why are some people afraid of clowns?