with a golden watch your life will be golden too.
I haven't heard from my friend since...
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with a golden watch your life will be golden too.
I haven't heard from my friend since...
before tomorrow; our time machine's been acting up again. He said he was going to get us some slurpees from 7-11, but he hasn't made it back yet. I hope he got me the blue raspberry kind.
When I'm not fixing the time machine, however, I'm usually . . .
he became a deaf mute!
Whenever I get down in the mouth...
I remember that there are puddles to drink out of.
Why haven't you...?
... been wearing your petticoats?
It's far too easy to...
...have someone jump their post in before you can get your own in.
When I discovered that I wasn't wearing pants...
wreck the train of thought, with so many people responding on this thread at once! How will we ever sort out the mess? I think it will take . . .
a brick ****house of a man to pound this matter into submission
How has it been since..?
Since when? Are you speaking of you-know-what? Well, it turned out alright; things are fine, now.
But about the new kid on the block . . .
....he's the old kid on the cylinder.
Tomorrow I may...
not have the strength to complete....
a single th--
...thesis for my essay. !Que asco!
Hey! Why did you just....
...leave me hanging on your sentence?
How come you have so many ...
unfinished sentences?Quote:
Originally Posted by a_little_wisp
Whenever I am late, I ...
. . . panic and try to compensate for my failed responsibility via a weak and hasty humor.
Whenever I walk past barking dog, I. . . .
bark back to ask how he's doing.
If I had only known that you ...
had loved me.
I would have given...
you my heart from the very beginning, instead of building so many walls. But just the other day . . .
...a marvelous thought came to me! What if...
Apples and oranges could be combined? It would end so much conflict.
How about some...
some jokes instead of your constant ignoring my sense of humor?
What is the difference
between right and wrong when there are so many judges.
How would you feel if...
you had to deal with my life for a day?
I am such a...
...supa freak. I mean c'mon. She's a brick house, what else would you expect?
I'm gonna go and...
shoot my younger brother with a potato gun.
Why can't you all just......?
. . . . give that girl a standing ovation. It would really make her day.
And while your at it, this person needs a standing ovation too. This person's name is. . . .
... Oh my gosh a mutant hamster!!!! It will kill us all unless we...
. . . .mill this cedar tree into a giant pile of shavings so that it can defecate on them! The only problem is that after the giant hamster is done with its bowel movement, it will. . . .
Explode into a million...
David Lettermans that constantly tell stupid jokes that I can't even chuckle to.
If we only had a ..
...bottle rocket and lots of little plastic army men.
I wish I were an ...
Oscar Meyer Wiener, so everyone would be in love with me.
Because if I were...
...an Oscar Meyer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me!! Yaaay!
Where in the world is...
Carmen Sandiego?
Hey Ferb, I know what...
... we're going to do today!!
The same thing we do every night, Pinky...
try to take over the world...
Who's the leader of the pack...
that ate me yesterday?
Am I really as crazy as...
... the doctors say I am?
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He thinks that man is me...