If you were a...

The last time she cried.

If you were tears, who would you have come from?

The chef cutting the onions...

If you were an onion, what recipe would you be going into?

Fried on a BBQ, put into a hotdog.

If you were a movie, which would you be?

It's a Wonderful Life

If you were an actress/actor, who would you be?

Antonio Banderas. Can't think of an actress.
Love that movie.

If you were a song from a movie, what would you be?

Ironman

If you were a villain, which one would you be?

Ned Kelly, if you think he's a villian.

If you were a Greek legend, which would you be?

Jason...and the Argonauts

(who is Ned Kelly?)

If you were a beverage what would it be?

He was an Australian bushranger. He killed people, but he was more of a Robin Hood. They hung him.

Non-alcoholic lemon-lime bitters. Yuk.

If you were a type of fruit?

Kiwi

If you were a marine animal?

Sea horse. I don't like horsies...

If you were a horse, colour?

I would be the horse of a different color (as in the Wizard of Oz)

If you were Dorothy, would you have taken the Scarecrow with you?

Nope, TinMan. I like him better.

If you were one of the trees throwing apples in that movie, and you had no apples, what would you throw?

I'm nice...I wouldn't throw anything..

If you were the Tin Man, would you be so stinkin' emotional all the time?

Of course. He is very sensitive.

If you were one of the characters, which one?