The true purpose of governments today is to convince the public they are striving for the welfare of the impoverished.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
What is in your pocket right now?
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The true purpose of governments today is to convince the public they are striving for the welfare of the impoverished.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
What is in your pocket right now?
The Preciousssss, Golum! Golum! Nasty little Hobbitses
Oh, and by the way, the true purpose of government is to distract the attention of the electorate from what is being done to them, either by their elected representatives or some other unelected body that seeks to enslave by stealth.
What's yellow and dangerous?
my underwear :):)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
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Originally Posted by liza
why do we wear underwear?
So we don't have to wear brown trousers.
Who's got the champagne?
did someone say champagne? lilimarlene loves champagne!
sometimes :) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Twota
lol! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by liza
boxers.
Alarm clock or phone alarm?
Phone alarm.
What is a lion's worst fear?
they are deathly afraid of clowns
are we there yet?
Yes, but I've forgotten your ticket - so watch the car Girl!
Why is the magic kingdom at disney world roomless? (not even the king and queen live there!)
it is due to the Pepper's ghost illusion, the rooms are actually there i(n the Haunted Mansion,) but you can't see them.
If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?
I would definitely resist an overt invasion, but there is little likelihood of one in this day and age. I'm far more worried about the enemy within!
What happens to a siamese cat in a fridge?
gets pretty fat...
what is my real name?
Tiddles.
What happened after the thing that happened before?
Exactly! The thing that happened after.
Why do we love chocolate?
To have a date with the tooth fairy.
How many fingers have you got on your hand without counting?
About 10.
Why do fools always rush in?
Never seen a fool behaving that way.It might be that they are anxious that someone might ask them something beyond their capabilities.
Why don`t we answer a question with a question?
Can we?
If walnuts are the "wal" in a Waldorf salad, what's the "dorf"?
Nuts (dorf = stupid).
What is there but not here?
It just isn't.
Why can't i stop eating peanuts?
Because you're a hamster
Would you prefer to be a lemming?
No ( satisfied with how I am created.)
Are you afraid of the dark?
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No.
How many drinks did you have, sir/madame?
Eight to ten glasses of water a day.
Do you count sheep to help you go back to sleep?
No, I count ships.
Do invisible people see themselves?
probably, No
Why February has only 28 days?
So Spring can arrive that much sooner.
Why are we getting taller?
We eat more.
Why do your shoestrings become untied from a knot?
Do they?
Why are my Beagle`s farts smelling so awful?
Maybe it time for it to be descented.
Do we dream during sleepwalking?
I think we do.
What film you watched recently?
Right now I am stuck with watching the "Present".
Why does our vision get blurred by looking at the bright sunlight?
Because eyeshades are needed - no one quite knows why.
Would you emmigrate? (always worth re-asking each 'new generation')
Why not, as long as it not connected with the same old routine.
If their was no evil, what then?
To much good.
Why is the sky blue?