(Kurt Cobain Lead singer of Nirvana)
pAM is being chased with pitchforks by dark elves! run pam!
(THe force is with me! Vader Haters will tremble)
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(Kurt Cobain Lead singer of Nirvana)
pAM is being chased with pitchforks by dark elves! run pam!
(THe force is with me! Vader Haters will tremble)
That is one of my favorite musical people, Kurt Cobain, 'king of grunge' YAY! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shurtugal
I got away from those pitchforks but now they are after you, PAM! Look out!!
Nope they have returned to to punish ye for yer wrong use of 'THE FORCE'
The PAM stinks but she doesn't know it so she has absolutely no clue why people are spraying glade and body spray toward her.
pam got onion breath so now she where's vaders helmet to keep from other people knowing.
The PAM lines her drawers with onion scented sachet's so that all her clothes will smell like onions.
(Pendragon should compose a poem in the style of Tennyson and it should be called the Lady of the Shalot and it should describe my posts here on LitNet. Then I should log out forever and sign up with a new user name so that I can free myself of this onion stigma)
i only did that because i couldn't think of any thing else. shalot doesn't sound like onions to me. pams to touchy.
The PAM wears tube socks on her hands. Everyday. To switch it up she'll wear the ones with the orange stripes on the left hand and the ones with the blue stripes on the right hand. Sometimes she will create even more interest by wearing two pair on each hand and scrunching the top layer so that the original sock stripe is showing. PAM, I think you just might be the next Versace.
ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. how did you know?
The PAM tried to tie the velcro straps on her velcro tennis shoes.
the pam stole vader's helmet and is currently being searched for by mad Vader fans!
the pam stole my hill :(
The PAM's morbid facination with gaveyards has caused her to be mistaken for "Ressurection Mary"... http://www.prairieghosts.com/resurcem.html
The PAM is being hunted down by Saint George. Run Pen!
PAM is bookish by his own admission. :p
The PAM breathes heavily through his nose and it make a whistling sound. Open your mouth PAM! Blow your nose. Do something!
PAM would forget her head if it weren't attached. Almost lost your ipod I see. :p ;)
The person above me reveres Freud. :p (Don't knowif you do or don't, Virgil, but one can always make things up! :p)
the pam doesnt realise the blissful sensation coffee gives!! damn!! ur missing a heaven out there pensive ;)
oh and hi by the way! :D
:lol: :lol: I think Freud is a fraud. Truly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pensive
PAM plants eggs in her garden, trying to grow eggplants. :p
how do you grow them then???Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
the pam, is a coconuting pineapple:lol:
The person above me can't figure out any better way to tame children than smacking them.
The PAM is constantly flapping her wings; but NEVER seems to get anywhere.
p.s. What's wrong with smacking children? It's one of my favorite pass-times.
The PAM has just admitted to what is at least a misdemeanor and probably a felony, assault on juveniles... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Caveman.gif
the pam needs to read the drug problem thred in genral chat...:)
the pam needs a lover to fix that heart with the glue of love.
this pam is going camping and we'll all miss her very much! (i thought you left already?)
the pam is like a cute little kitty, furry and adorable...but also eats shoes...lol jk pam ur amazin
Illegal ... but, SO MUCH FUN!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
The PAM was once given a "swirlie" by the school bully and like the look so much that to this day she styles her hair that way.
(swirlie = forcibly inserting someones head into toilet & then flushing)
the pam needs to learn how to capitalize. Bad grammar pam!
:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakiryu
The PAM might not be so insensitive ;) if she knew the the PAPAM (me) didn't even finish the 8th grade.
This PAM is from the land of Smelly Salmon:lol: ..at least according to my cousin who lives up there.....
True enough....but not for long!
The PAM searches through store after store trying to find "Eau de Kitty Litter".
The pam has decided to wear only leather and now smells really funky after a full day in the sun!
pam is in enternal sleep... exsplains the bad grammer.
edit.
was for bibli.
the pam is to adorable to insult
pam makes no sense... or was that me?
The PAM can often be seen wearing a hat made of beer cans and yarn.
....which would coordinate so well with the PAM's beer can & yarn g-string!!
pam is in eternal sleep... that's why their grammer is terrible.