(Wow,it's stupendous to have free laptops)However,due to the profound internet traffic,some hapless people who went to surf the internet would loss the connection...
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(Wow,it's stupendous to have free laptops)However,due to the profound internet traffic,some hapless people who went to surf the internet would loss the connection...
and in their anguish at being cut off from the mainstream, would make vast amounts of food for the purpose of a major binge session, which ...
suddenly and unduly been demolished as the electricity went off around the whole world.No one could see,cook and so on ad infinitum,and it was a pandemonium,albeit people went to get their candles and lit them.Actually,the circuit from the electricity generator had malfunctioned...
Actually,the circuit from the electricity generator had malfunctioned...due to that huge surge of internet surfers who had plugged into the electrical motherload. And thus, in an attempt to avert total disataster, the electricity board had generated a mutant form; "Son of Electricity"...
and this novel ''Son of Electricity" is a machine which uses solar power which is converted into electricity.This machine is pristine indeed,but it takes virtually a year to complete,leaving sweats and animosity of the workers.These workers cited that they were overcame by a immense sense of fatigue and still their salary was solely $1000/month.
Nevertheless,we now empathise on this mutant 'Son of Electricity',this bulky machine doesn't need electricity to function,it is unique and touted as the optimal generator of the world.But the conditions is that this solely functions in the day,not night.Subsequently,the night is going to be sheer darkness,the remedy is to light up candles.
Free electricity is given to all the humanity,all thanks to Barack Obama and other luminaries who were benign to perceive of this machine.The world is gleeful...
because there is a quiet joy that wells in the hearts of those who gaze upward and see the geese formations, on route to warmer places ....
...and Son, as he liked to be called, was one of those individuals who gazed at the geese formations and dreamt of warmer climes. An interesting transformation was taking place in Son's heart ...
as he viewed the geese. He was struck by the generosity of the leading geese, who gave more of themselves in the flight, for the good of the pack as it were. Son was lost in thought, when .....
Those geese destroyed Son,wholly dead into pieces,wires and the adverse smell that lingered on,it was...FIRE!It blazed and apparently it was apoplectic,the fire had burned the tress,buildings as it spread far and wide.So profound the fire was that firefighters could not wholly put off...
. . . the flames, but did succeed in containing it, for the most part. It took over a year to finally reduce it to embers, and when that had been accomplished . . .
the good people looked around and decided that they could easily ...
...rebuild the buildings, plant more trees and raise from the ashes ...
the commercial network that had knit the community with its neighboring townships, consisting mostly of fowl support financing...
financing. Which together they started working to acheive until...
the martians come to Earth.
But when they do...
they'll run away, because they'll see that ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Racoonieboy
people here can be much more dangerous than aliens considering that...
the world has just run out of cheese, and we all know what happens...
if humans do not eat cheese for more than 36 hours
,they combust into a pit of self loathing which is indicated by their...
unwillingness to go to work, and their determination to create weapons of mass destruction
out of unsavory albeit nutritious vegetable matter, which is the way that it was...
back in simpler times, maybe when I was a young sprout, as it were. We used to use ......
gooseberry bushes to keep us dry however, when winter came ......
it made them winterberries and...
we had to switch to huddling under the dry fronds of the pampas grass, despite the fact that it afforded us only minimal protection from the elements. It was during those trying months that we most needed hear the elders retell the stories of...
long ago when there had been a ten-year drought and the animals acted more like dinosaurs than skittish wildlife, rejecting...
rejecting all notion that we might not be worth eating. Those stories, gruesome as they were, with their distressing details of limbs swallowed whole, and the sound of teeth crunching bone, made us see the rain as a protection, something to feel a certain...
free spirit, something which we had given up a long time ago. It was fear that ....
grizzled our souls and force us to reach beyond the downpour and the needling possibilities it presented to embrace the tacit secret promise of...
the damp green earth. Surely, there would be enough vegetable matter to satisfy even the pickiest carnivore, right? No one had discovered us in months; we were feeling secure in our grass huts nestled under the leafy canopy of 'rainforest,' as we joked amongst ourselves.
Perhaps now was the time . . .
...to learn to juggle; I don't have quite enough lumps on my head yet.
MY WORD! Is that a....
eight-legged thnoodle? Look at the particular shape of its thorax, and the speckled blue coloration on its head. Most interesting!
Have you got a...
"...MAGICAL CLEANING DETERGENT THAT CLEANS STAINS AND DOES THE DISHES AT THE SAME TIME!! IT ONLY COSTS 19.99 AND CAN BE DELIVERED IN 35 DAYS!" Later..."THE COMMERCIAL IS OVER WHY AM I STILL YELLING?!?"
(My Billy Mays impression:lol:)
Aw man. I just stepped in a...
a scene with flying monkeys, a wicked witch, a tin man, a scarecrow, and a cowardly lion.
I am wearing a...
A pair of neon orange speedos, no pants, and a tuxedo jacket.
I know...
that there is no other place better to spend time than Cold Ale - Blokes' Thread!!
. . . And how do you follow that up, folks?
With dancing bananas, of course! :banana: :banana:
But they have to split pretty soon, so we'll have to find some replacement entertainment. Maybe we should invite . . .
the Spanish Inquisition! :)
But they're missing one important piece of torture equipment. What they really need is...
a set of stocks in the Coffee Forum. :lol: :lol: :lol:
But to tell you the truth...