Propaganda: A special sort of lie betraying the fact that Dear Leader could not do it without our support.
Supervisor
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Propaganda: A special sort of lie betraying the fact that Dear Leader could not do it without our support.
Supervisor
Supervisor: The Village Idiot refurbished and given a micron of authority, he or she now feels able to tell experts how to do their job
Employee:
Employee: An employer who sells his time and talents to someone else.
Stone:
Stone: A unit of mass equal to 14 pounds used in Great Britain and Ireland for measuring body weight. Also the material technology/culture prior to the Bronze Age and an epithet associated with Cold Steve Austin.
Nihilism
Nihilism: A philosophy that forgets to inhale before it exhales.
Existentialism:
Existentialism: A philosophy in which the best human beings are capable of is nausea.
Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger: A wonderful meal featuring a sandwich containing miscellaneous parts from dead cows ground to perfection, covered with melted cheese, lettuce, pickles, tomato and sauces that is fit for the gods especially when served with a generous quantity of craft beer and you are not required by those you are dining with to substitute steamed broccoli for the fries.
Friday the Thirteenth:
Friday the Thirteenth: A day eerily preceded by Thursday the Twelfth.
Fortune teller
Fortune Teller: Someone who spoils the fun out of the future.
Aura:
Aura: What migraines do when the pain gets boring.
Root canal
Root Canal: Dental procedure that costs about the same dollar for dollar as the Panama Canal or the Suez Canal
Dentist:
Dentist: A driver who specializes in fender benders.
Monopoly
Dentist: A paid friend bound to you by the mutually understood fiction that you floss after lunch.
Fireman
Monopoly: A form of brainwashing in which children are taught that it is possible to get out of jail free.
Fireman
Fireman: A superhero opposed to arsonists, pyromaniacs and acts of God.
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