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If they did not do things that made them unhappy and unhealthy, their colleagues at work would have no reason to sit and listen to them complain during lunch hour, and pretend that they feel really sorry for them.
Why did you change your avatar? (Shalot... I really liked the old one!! It was just perfect for "Shalot"!)
I was tired of looking at that face. Also, the coworker who yelled at me on Friday sent me an email with that picture a long time ago and I am mad at her (well, I've been getting madder and madder as the weeks go by) so I decided to change it.
When do you think Axl Rose will come out with a new album?
Whenever he gets mad enough to scream again!
What's with the complaints about changing atvars?
We feel jealous that we can't change our avatars to cooler ones.
Does the Blue Man Group paint themselves blue, or do they have someone else do it?
Elephants spray them with blue paint.
Why did Douglas Adams die? (well, I know it was a heart attack, but I want a more scifi answer)
Executed for excesive galactic hitchhiking... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Hitchhiker.gif
Where have all the poets gone?
under the ground to find worms
where do fly's go in the morning?
to the gym to work out.
What is light made of?
five letters of the alphabet.
Where do the lonely go?
Only the lonely know...
Which way to The Sad Cafe?
due North
Why is it that, after a long and difficult life of scrimping and saving and doing without so many nice things, our elders' voices are not heard?
Few hear the dead...
Why do people make the same bloody mistakes over and over?
Hi Pen :wave:
Because they have a broken record inside their head.
Why do people with allergies sneeze?
Because the nose does need exercise, and that is the only way.
Why are cranberries so tart?
Because they are slutty fruits.
Why is it that the poo hits the fan all at once?