Actually, it's not one finger anymore ;)
The PAM is such a klutz that he always falls out of bed every morning, always landing on his butt.
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Actually, it's not one finger anymore ;)
The PAM is such a klutz that he always falls out of bed every morning, always landing on his butt.
Indeed, it is so, As a result my butt is quite muscular due to this daily exercise. :D
The PAM can't even get into bed at night, She'll be too drunk from the root beer she had during dinner.
Haven't had any dinner so far ;)
The PAM walks into closed doors. Often.
Into doors, and through them. I do it to test my Inner Chi! :)
The PAM removed all doors from her house because she thinks it'll stop burglers from entering because they can't find the lock.
Oh yeah, and it works! Nobody has ever broken in through doors! :cool:
The PAM is the reason why the global warming is happening ;)
Hey, I can't help it if I'm cold in the winter and turn the heater up a notch.
The PAM is responsible for all the fish in the ocean to disappear. :p
Hey, I can't help it if I'm hungry! :D
The PAM thinks that he's a knight in shining armour while he's just a page in dirty rags caught daydreaming on the job... no dinner tonight ;)
Well, If I remember correctly, this page is responsible for quite a few heroic deed that would put a knight in shining armour to shame :D Besides, I AM a knight in shining armour, no matter what the lyer above tells you :P
Did I mention that the PAM likes to twist the truth and make it all fuzzy and unable to withstand logic?
The PAM always calls someone a liar whenever he doesn't know what else to call them :p
I know many things I can call the PAM, but none of them come close to what I really think, so I'll just say that she has flying saucers for eyes. :D
Jealous, aren'tcha ;)
The PAM is supposed to be in bed (and he sleeps with an army of stuffed animals! :D)
The PAM is often confused to be a man.
With such a girlie nick, it's not really a surprise, is it? ;)
The PAM howls on the moon even if it's not the full moon yet ;)
the PAM's avy has a good cheek bone :)
This is 'insult' the PAM thread, not compliment ;) :D
The PAM has been AWOL for some time ;)