Gimme: Anglo-Saxon spelling of Jimmy.
Shelter:
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Gimme: Anglo-Saxon spelling of Jimmy.
Shelter:
Shelter: (as in shelter in place rather than runnin' helter skelter) - a dubious life saving technique if your number is up
Shelter: abode, home, overpass, cardboard box, doorway, tent, bomb shelter (nuff said), bus, car; any port in a storm
Spam:
SPAM: Acronym, Stuff Posing As Meat, credit Bill Engvall
Spam eMail:
Spam email: how Pam, female, filled out a form when she was drunk.
Sneaky:
Sneaky: The result of an idea that you wish you had thought of first
Premature:
Premature: like prehistory but with more armpit-induced fart noises.
Balderdash
Balderdash: A benefit race for alopecia research.
Harpsichord
Harpsichord: A hybrid combination of the Hendrick's chord and the Dream chord.
Cord:
Cord: A measurement by which firewood is sold 2) A ligature used for strangulation 3) Any of the vast amount of tangled cables you need to charge a phone, tablet, Kindle, Camera, Camcorder, cordless headphones, etc. The problem is no matter which cord you actually need at the moment, it will be the one your cat dragged under the bed to play with
Cat:
Cord: A measurement by which firewood is sold 2) A ligature used for strangulation 3) Any of the vast amount of tangled cables you need to charge a phone, tablet, Kindle, Camera, Camcorder, cordless headphones, etc. The problem is no matter which cord you actually need at the moment, it will be the one your cat dragged under the bed to play with
Cat:
Cat:1- A small usually furry creature that enchants you by its playfull and wilful nature. It is born with the conviction that all places able to contain a cat are made expressely for it. 2-In Portuguese a "gato" is a illegal way of getting electricity without paying for it.
ilegal:
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illegal: 1) A sick predatory bird 2) A forbidden action, such as gambling that is not wrong if the government does it, such as gambling on the lottery 3)Person of interest from another country who didn't go through customs
Wall:
Wall: tangible object designed as a barrier but in practice is quite frangible.
6th sense:
6th sense: Intuition or common sense painted up and made mysterious
Third Eye:
Third Eye: 1) the spiritual eye. 2) the eye moms have in the back of their heads. 3) part of the name of a San Francisco band formed in the '90's (Third Eye Blind)
Pinocchio
Pinocchio- 1-A very rare kind of Italian pine. 2- A wooden puppet with a long nose, that gets longer each time he tells a lie. 3- A liar by extension. 4-A long nosed person
Equinox-
Equinox: That time of year when the Sun doesn't know if it is better to enlighten us or leave us in the dark.
Cat Food:
LoL.Loved that definition, Yes/No.
Cat Food:10% of the eatable part of the universe prepared for fastidious eaters.
Sombrero:
Thank you, Danik! Those cats are picky eaters.
Sombrero: Hat worn by mariachi musicians.
Haiku:
Haiku: The sound poets make when they sneeze.
Sneeze:
Sneeze: A nose trying to bring attention to itself.
Cough:
Cough:A speaker trying to bring attention to himself/herself.
Map:
Map: A model of reality some people mistake for reality itself.
Menu:
Menu: When dining/ordering out... a list of food to select for me n u
Bar-B-Que:
Bar-B-Que: A stick Barbie uses to play pool.
Pool:
Pool: To dispose of resources, usually by pushing them down a hole with a stick.
Postmodernist
Postmodernist: A derriere-garde member of the pre-twenty-first century avant-garde who couldn’t keep up.
Derriere-garde:
Derriere-garde: A move that attempts to block a spanking.
Defrost
Defrost: Depoet which wrote "The Road Not Taken"
Poetry:
Poetry: A way of putting silence into patterns by surrounding it with sound.
Rabies
Enjoying this revival of the dictionary. One definition better than the other!
Rabies: Choleric rabbit babys.
Entrenchment:
Entrenchment: To surround oneself with a protective defense, such as a trench, against real or imagined reality.
Surround:
Surround: King Arthur's fattest knight
Pottery
Pottery: Harry Potter´s favourite hiding place.
Armagedon:
Armageddon: The expected end result of wars and conflicts in the modern world.
Defensive driving:
Defensive Driving: Keeping one’s hand and middle finger on the wheel when some idiot drives close to you.
Modern World:
Modern World: The 20th century. Those living in the 20th Century are called Modernists, while those living in the 21st Century are termed Postmodernists.
Plantation:
Plantation: An establishment dedicated to plants, a bit larger than a backyard vegetable garden.
Backyard:
Backyard: A measure of the backside
Roundabout: