Because they are sexually surpressed
Is the first cut really the deepest?
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Because they are sexually surpressed
Is the first cut really the deepest?
If it's done properly. Now hold still.
Is it true that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains?
Seems like it, since the country is going through a financial drought.
Are there any perishable features/attributes in a human being ?
I'd say beliefs like Santa and the Easter Bunny perish for some. I'm a believer myself.
How many damn times do I have to keep upgrading and changing phones?
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Originally Posted by ;1208020
Conscience , Emotions , Sympathy towards other fellow beings. These are the traits in a human that seems to die in some even though the Body and Soul is very much alive.
How many times have you seen a shooting star ?
Never. I've seen a falling star, which might have been shot, but the shooter got away unseen.
Why are television and movie screens rectangular and not round?
Maybe it is because since the hackneyed plot and script of television and movies makes our head and intelligence swirl in disarray, what would the consequences have been if they were circular.
How come Sauron the Dark Lord ( Lord of Rings) existed without any physical presence?
Magic
Why are Germans generally punctual and precise?
to balance out the chaos of la dolce vita living italians
Is red heavier than yellow?
Yes. The redder the sun gets, the faster it sinks; the yellower it gets, the higher it rises.
So what about blue?
Agreeably even though it breaches the law of literature since all three are included in it. Poetic , Philosophical and above all, a fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
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Originally Posted by Calidore
Blue seems the lightest (weight) of them all, since it has stuck up way up high becoming the roof of this universe.
Why does an educated being sometimes act as a fool?
So the fools feel better about themselves.
What happened to the road runner? Is she(he?) still out there?
She is still trying to find the right direction.
Why did the dish run away with the spoon?
Because the fork treated the dish badly.
Why do beady eyed people get such a bad reputation?
because one putation leads to more putation.
Why cheapy-cheapy ding dong doesn't play ping pong?
Because Din Dong is from North America and it plays ice-hockey.
what if the Lit-Net blocked every user who can`t do without swearing?
Nobody will play ice hockey.
What is the name of a little animal that lives 15 meters underground, is green and eats stones.
What ever game they play since they will be blocked they gonna play ball, one way or the other.
Is the Dictionary the most trusted companion of an author?
Depends on whether he can spell or not.
How can you tell if a pit is bottomless, without falling in?
Toss someone else in.
How can cable have so many channels and still have nothing good on?
A vacuum expands to fill the available space.
Why do policemen always know the time?
Because the doughnut shop has a clock right there in front of them.
Why do you turn the music/radio down in the car when you get in?
Because music/radio emerges my involuntary dancing.
Why do you don't burn your house, take the vesture off and run to the woods?
Because I take the woods with me as I lay the vesture on the flames of my burnt house.Quote:
Originally Posted by morto
Why are male lions often called "the kings of the jungle" when they live nowhere near the nearest jungle?
You can take a lion out of the jungle but you cannot take the jungle out of a lion.
Is the computer he or she?
The computer itself has no external plugs, everything plugs into it, so she.
Why can't the brain understand itself?
Can be either. With Apple's Siri it seems to be pot luck whether the gender is male or female. Anyway, it doesn't matter what sex a Gremlin is! (unless you want to breed them, of course)
Why are positions of authority only given to idiots?
Because the voting populace is in large part idiotic (at least in how the determine criteria for authority)
Why do call it a 'pot luck' dinner?
Because if you're lucky you get offered pot.
What's so magic about mushrooms?
mushrooms is the dice of god
Why have no green mammals?
Because then they'd get eaten as Veggies. :P
Why did they decide to chicken fry a steak?
No beef around.
Where do all those missing pairs of socks go? (Asked before, but never properly solved).
Someone else's dryer. And approximately half the time, what you think is one of your socks missing its twin is actually an extra one from someone else.
Why shaken, not stirred?
(I have only one dryer in the house-perhaps they sneak out at night:)
Because it bruises the alcohol, dillutes it, shakes it down - all that jazz. Stirring evokes a more effete sort of scene in the movie. Sumpin like that.
Why does Tom Cruise always look really crazy?
(without prejudice) Because he is. (Don't sue me Tom, it ain't worth it.)
Have you seen my escaped sock eater?
I have.
What time can I ditch this F'n place?
Any time you like :D
But why would you want to?
I was ready to get out of here for various reasons.
Why are some cats so damn snobby?
Because they are manifestations of divinity, and who wants a prole for a god? ;)
What is the true purpose of government?
this is a difficult question .. you should make a stupid question