to attacks from the vicious tribe of
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to attacks from the vicious tribe of
uneducated fire-eaters who ....
think they own the...
rights to the ...
fire, some people never..
will leave well enough alone. The last time this happened....
there was a public outcry ...
that could only be quelled by a speech by the leader of the environmental legislation campaign...
who unfortunately was in bed with a tummy bug :( So, there was only one thing for it...
to do but scamper around until there was no more time to...
take the proper medications due to the increase in ...
...sickness everywhere! Everyone was sick with the stomach flu! Eventually, we had to resort to...
sucking on the hair strands of young children. It was quite...
ironic that we eventually resorted to going at the seashore to watch the sunset. I don't know why...
mermaids cease to visit this quiet corner of the world, but it has been said ...
that these mermaids are malignant and without any sense of humanity,who have hithero caused a atypical type of disease...
which was running rife amongst the aforementioned citizens who were making the public outcry. In fact if something wasn't done soon...
then the citizens would slaughter each other,apparently all would be berserk,and therein left a pool of blood...
and there would be noone to clean it up. Which is why it was imperative to...
appeal to the highest spiritual authority at the time, Pope Mary, to help stay the course of the plague somehow...
But alas -- Pope Mary, in her mixed state of mind due to Talk Like A Pirate Day, decided to do something rash, something daring, something like ....
a berserk persona.Pope Mary was with an ungainly gait and was taunted by the citizens,albeit with the news reverberated around the world.Pope Mary was subsequently ordained to stop legislation and citizens came to the Pope's house and destroyed it...
...which was a shame really, because Pope Mary was hiding under the kitchen table when the roof fell in. Her sudden death sent shockwaves through the community. Citizens rioted in the steets and it seemed that all was lost, when just at that moment ...
the soft, silvery sounds of a flute in mourning filled the air ...
And there,was a lanky man blowing his shiny,pristine flute.People stared at him distrustfully and gaffaw...
then a hush fell over the crowd. Every last person's eyes was fixed on the lanky flute player. Once again he raised the flute to his lips ...
...and suddenly all the rats came running out of houses (where they had been feeding on people's food supplies), sewers (where they had been looking for viruses to pass on to the aforementioned) and prisons (other than the tortured prisoners, they were able to get the hell out of there!) and they all followed ...
they all elected Obamarat, and things smelled about the same as usual, 'cept the idealism returned in tiny little increments! this is supposed to be a funny thread! for humor, but somehow it's become a placard. and so the world turns..
And as the confused planet turned, seasons were changing and before long, frost covered the branches of the naked trees, giving the forest an enchanting effect ....
Which stupendously,the tress produce monies despite the gelid weather!Everyone was ecstatic as they went into the forest to get them...
for no one ever believed the legend that these enchanted trees did indeed produce money. As the wind blowed gently .....
it travels into a deserted,intimidating-looking house,which had its windows shuttled,and by the look of its door,it cites the word 'Thou Art Had Came...'.No one intends to go into it and probe as it was far from the metropolis of Singapore.It remained a haunted house,and people have precognitions if anyone bypass it they would disappeared into thin air...
which sometimes actually happens, but that's neither here nor there. What he really needed on this fine frosty morning was...
literally a stroll around a neighborhood park,when he met his acquaintance fortuitously.They both decided to devour at a lofty-class restaurant,but they are disillusioned when they realized it was closed down for a year...
so they decided to check out the scene at a local disco, where the music was so loud that your lungs shake, but the sushi was to die for, so off they went...
into a blood red sun but it was really the moon when along came...
That night was gelid and tranquil,people went to some shopping centres,bustling with business and exuberance.The bookshops were the most captivating to vivacious students and adults,they were all in those compact bookshops,reading books gleefully,perhaps books are vital.The price of books are getting loftier...
but no one seemed to mind, as the thirst for knowledge matched the thirst for the wonderful coffee that was served in the quaint bookshoppe....
Books indeed are eclectic and noteworthy,especially The Last Lecture which is hitherto the optimal seller.But people prognosticate that books might run out of pages as the number of tress would inevitably decrease gradually...
so the governments had no other choice but to issue free laptops to all those interested in consuming their desire for written word, so as to save the trees. However ...