Pam

I realized I've got you confused with another member, too little too late, sorry about that ;)

The PAM puts twigs and leaves in her hair, thinking it's oh so in :D

The PAM has her head in the clouds. Literally. She opened a window in the airplane and stuck her head out. Her eyebrows are now frozen into a contant look of surprise.

The only reason why I opened that window is to throuw the PAM out of the plane, asap, because he boarded the plane with at least a year old, smelly socks, I saved the rest of the passangers from horrible and painful death of Turnip-smelly-feet poisoning.

Only to subject the rest of the world to the horror, the PAM, because of this action, is responsible for the dead of millions of innocent people, when I collided with the earth and caused a massive shockwave that annihilated entire cities. As such, the PAM is a crime against humanity! :eek: The horror! The horror! The horror! :D

The PAM has so faint a heart that he passes out at the squeak of a mouse :lol:

(*beams* evil mastermind :cool: ;) :D)

The PAM sticks pencils in her nose and walks like that all days in public.

edit: whoops, been beaten to it :p

The PAM has a facination for lollipops and she steals from the kids in her neighbourhood :lol:

Oh yeah, got lots of lollipops in my closet by now :brow:

The PAM has 4 legs and 6 arms... all of them left ;)

The PAM wears tortillas on her head.

The PAM burns several books a day.

The PAM loves to help little children cross the street. In fact, she is so fond of those little children, she always tries to take them home.

I know, I'm such a softie, escorting the kids to their homes, safely to their parents... what can I say, I love kids ;) :D

The PAM is a squishy, rotten turnip that no worm would even consider tasting for fear of 'food' poisoning.

That's right, it's called added flavour, and it makes me very delicious to normal people. :goof:

The PAM is a flying donkey with her tail in her mouth trying to pin it on her own behind, while making circles above the city, this results in her being the laughing stock of the air traffic controllers.

Shucks, shame they invented stealth technology ;)

The PAM is all ears. Literaly.

And what lovely ears they are, hearing everything in a seventy miles radius. :D

The PAM fell down the stairs because she thought she could climb down using all her limbs. Which means an arm with one finger, which is usually stuck up her nose, picking at boogers. :p