As elbow-shucked is so hard to get in my supermarket, yes..
Where the hell do earthworms put their shovels when itīs time to sleep?
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As elbow-shucked is so hard to get in my supermarket, yes..
Where the hell do earthworms put their shovels when itīs time to sleep?
They work in revolving shifts and hand off the shovels.
Why do people hum (or make other distracting noises) in elevators?
To drown out the piped-in elevator music, of course.
Why do people who drive in snow every year forget how to drive in snow every year?
I hate when that happens.
Why do I start talking like Bubba Gump Shrimp when I hear the word "Bubba"?
An allergy or just one of lifeīs great mysteries.
Anyway, it wouldnīt make much sense if you started talking Robert Redford-like when hearing the word Bubba (or shrimp cocktail or shrimp creole or shrimp lemonade or baby shrimp or shrimp fart or sssssssshhhhhhhhhrrrrrrri................
Sorry, all the shrimp talk.... I forgot my question, which is:
Should I continue playing table tennis or is ping-pong considered as the new trend sport? I just want to keep myself up to date.
Ping pong was IN, but is now OUT - which makes it weirdly IN.
How does Robert Redford talk? (He originally filmed Out of Afica with a Bristish(ish) sort of accent, but it was so bad they switched him to a vague mid atlantic accent. There are a few parts where they kept his attempt at sounding British).
Sorry, i'm a Kenya fanatic and go there every year! (not the horrible parts, but rather the leafy suburbs above Nairobi)
In the older movies beautyful, in the newer ones somehow sophisticated, I guess.
To say the truth: I have no idea as he always speaks to me in a "Rolf Schult" voice!
Do cauliflower ears hear the sound of growing vegetable or vengeance?
No, that would be ears of corn that hear vengeance.
Why are crabs crabby?
If they werenīt, their pincers wouldnīt be of any use.
Do trolls stroll?
They do while file sharing - which is a where they meet and reproduce.
Why's do people like bad news?
not all people. The one that do are generally depressed and anxious and this just reinforces what they are thinking and makes them feel that they are not alone in their misery.
why are some people their own worst enemies?
Cuz they have so many friends, they need some enemies.
Why is my leg vibrating when my phone is not there?
Phantom pain.
Why canīt snow be purple?
It would totally clash with the red and green of Christmas.
Why are clowns scary?
Damn water pistols they carry
Why do shoelaces get shorter and shorter?
Passive aggression. They hate being tied all the time.
Why canīt I trust my fridge?
because nothing stays in there much longer
To which species of dogs do the cats belong to?
Why do cows don't have kittens?
kittens too short to reach for the milk
Why do fools fall in love?
who you calling a fool?
Why do dreams exist?
So that we have a reason to sleep.
Why nightmares haunt us?
cause if they didn't , I would.
Why is it that every time I look in a mirror, I feel like I'm being watched?
Because you're actually the reflection.
Why does coffee smell much better than it tastes?
Why does coffee smell much better than it tastes?
~ I've thought about that too .. I like drinking coffee .. but don't like the taste .. maybe is because the smell wake you up ..
Why do I hate water .. when it first touch my skin ?
water has low viscosity and high surface tension so what it does is move rather quickly and hit some place all at once, that’s why it hurts your skin.
HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK ?
FOR JUST $99 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TURN OFF CAPLOCK, it's a bargain just send funds to me Why would a girl tell me they are stupid but pretty-and expect a positive response?
you already know the answer to that one.
why do guys slap each other on the butt?
because our friends piss us off and it's a form of spanking
Why do women go to bathroom together?
What I was told once (jokingly, I hope) is that nobody wants to actually touch a public toilet seat, so the second woman is there to hold the first one's hands to help her keep elevated.
Why apples and oranges and not, say, radishes and watermelons?
It's hard to hold a radish in one hand and a watermelon in the other - even metaphorically.
You can't always get what you want?
But if you try some times, you get what you need...yeah yeah
Why can't I get no satisfaction?
Because you are too intellegent and clever to get easly satisfied ..
Same question
Because you hold such high standards for yourself. (^also you're too kind. I've got it on pretty good authority that El Sancho is a bit of a dullard and easily duped)
Why do I feel like I'm an hour short on sleep this morning?
Maybe because you have to adjust your DST daylight saving time)
If silence was Golden , how much would it be worth on wall Street?
Not much more than the instrument which is able to measure it.
Why do I have problems finding a silly question today?
Blame it on Wall street
What time is it there?
Time for a coffee break.
Why do cookies crumble away when I dip them into my coffee?
dunno, i eat cookies 'cookie monster style' - and he never drank coffee.
do you really carpe diem each day?
If I believe the day is within the season of seizing then there is little reason to not conceive in sleeping next to deceased antelopes.
Why do people see the mirage of giant female breasts when a camel walks by in the distance?