Lava Lamp: Something more interesting than your navel to stare at during meditation.
Furnace:
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Lava Lamp: Something more interesting than your navel to stare at during meditation.
Furnace:
Furnace: A place to keep your old Bill Cosby records.
Iguana:
Iguana: Something you don’t wuana be when you grow up.
Evolution:
Evolution: An objective of ommunism.
Belly button
Belly Button: A place to collect morning dew when you fall asleep on the grass.
Time
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Originally Posted by Dark Muse
Time: A mainstream (i.e., dumbed down) news magazine that once advertised for subscriptions with the slogan: "Give her the gift that says you think she's smart." Also a kind of bomb.
Apotheosis
Apotheosis: The point where man decides that all things considered he might as well be God
Trinity:
Trinity: Fancy word for triangle
Pyramid
Pyramid: A point on a cryptic map of the outer cosmos, with the power to make metal objects as sharp as razor blades,. This allowed ancient Egyptians to gain the wisdom of astral beings. And then shave.
Vampire
Vampire: Once a terrifying monster which over time has devolved into an adolescent wet dream
Fedora
Fedora: A hat favored by middle-aged gangsters so no one laughs at their comb-overs during stick ups.
Siren
Siren: A loud noise to warn you about danger like a lighthouse warning sailors that a rocky shore is nearby. Beautiful creatures with angelic voices serving the opposite purpose of a lighthouse.
Oak:
Oak: A hardwood especially good for making beer storage barrels
Bootlegger:
Bootlegger: A dealer of wet alcohol in a dry county.
Trophy Wife:
Trophy Wife: Looks pretty, hollow inside, easily replaced if broken or lost.
Feline