But I love my bowtie! -(note to self: must get shirt).
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But I love my bowtie! -(note to self: must get shirt).
same question
What, you aren't into the knee highs? OK, the knees are outdated...
Why did you piss on the floor?
Because you never take me out anymore!
Why did you put that on that?
Because I am tired and that is usually were my hat goes, but your crap is in the way.
why do i have to go these hoops?
It's a test to see if you're worthy and what you're made of.
How high can you jump?
Can dogs understand cat language?
you tell me, meow meow meow meoooooooow.
what song is in your head right now?
New York, New York by Old Blue Eyes
What shoes size do you wear? (Just in case, big feet mean big socks!)
45.
Why are we humans?
what other choices do we have?
why is snow white?
because it is named after the story character.
why are eyeballs round?
I guess it's because the world is round LOL
why are they 60mn in a hour?
because they are 60 seconds in a minute. :D
why are we asking stupid questions?
If not, the Commies win.
Where is Waldo's (from Find Waldo) place of birth?
My shoes?
Why do we fear crocs?
because they are not use
why is drunkness bad?
because it didn't do homework?
why did dinosaurs die?
Cause you forgot to feed them.
Why does my head hurt?
Because you think to much
Which comes first sun rise or sun set
Sunrise, of course.
Which is better for you, running or jogging?
Neither, I'd rather lay down
Why did the fly swim the backstroke across the soup?
to get to the other side.
Why am I wasting my time with this trivia?
because it's fun.
why can't we see God?
you can't see what you're not looking for.
Why can't I sleep?
Because you're sleepy?
Why should we die?
t's because our services are no longer needed.
Why are you in the mess you're in?
It began with my lollipop being stolen from me at as child.
Whatever happened to tube socks?
All the ones not lost in the dryer were chewed up by puppies.
Why do people still watch MTV even though there's no M anymore and the TV is godawful?
Because people need to get bored.
Why do people watch tv?
To figure out who shot J.R. (Whoa! I'm dating myself.)
Who did shoot J.R. anyway?
J.R. never got shot, that was just a government-sponsored hoax.
What is another word for thesaurus?
'google'
Where did i put my damn keys?
Where the Car Keys Gnomes could easily get to them and hide them?
Why do people take hope over experience?
Because hope springs eternal. People will hope for the best, even in the face of adversity. It's what makes us human.
Why would anybody think a venture capitalist has experience appropriate for a head of state?
Because professional government office holders know little about the economy.
Why are Scandavadian countries so clean and organized?(on bizness in Oslo)
Because all the rabble-rousers in those places went a viking years ago and never came home. The people there now are the descendants of the amenable, fastidious folks who were left behind.
Why does jury duty pay more than my regular job?
(Sorry, I ripped that off from a Steve Martin bit.)
So that serving looks attractive.
Are barking dogs really saying 'hey' 'hey' hey' repeatedly?
Yes, but on christmas they are in a playful mood and try to alter the vocal.
If you were a bird, would you have wings or just feathers?
I would try to have both, if that's not too greedy.
Is your corn hand-shucked?