Pam

the pam is a silly person whos icon is a black rose!
how cool is that!

The PAM is obsessed with crescents.

the pam likes to eat crocadile eggs for breakfeast, lunch, and dinner.

That gets boring. I'll eat the cheeky PAM for a change.

the PAM rubs beet juice on her cheeks for a little color.

the PAM's eyes make beets jealous of the brilliant red hue.... ;)

The PAM is jealous of ANY color, being stuck in black and white...

the pam is a pen-mouse.

the PAM thinks that putting out barbecue briquettes with her feet is common practice...

The PAM has perfected the art of stealing picnic baskets...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/brand.gif

the pam perfected the arts of being a pen-mouse.

The PAM is a lunar fanatic..... or ..... lunatic for short.... heck.... just plain loony!

Lonny!!!!!!!!lonny!!!!!!!! You Can Call Me Crazy But Lonny!!!!!!!! Out Of The Question. The Pam Is A Crazzy Lonny Toon With No Clothes On And Calling People Short And Plain Lonny!!!! He Is All Of The Above.

the pam abouve me is still waring a dress that she ripped on the moon, it shows here rear you see.

Rumor has it that the PAM is actually green due to daily imersions in a lake that has no outlet...

hummmmm. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...airyRipple.gif

truth be told, our dear pen, pam, is dead... that was his ghost typing.... run for your life people!

p.s. good-by! *sob*

The PAM writes obituaries before the person in question knows they're dead.

Hey, Pen, in case you're still alive:
Mark Twain is said to have written on a similar occasion that he thought the news of his death were rather exaggerated. :D

The PAM talks to dead people. And the dead people aren't to happy about that.
*ducks rotten veggies*

the pam, spends her free time picking up the rotten veggies thrown at her in performence and spends her time petting them...:)

The PAM's fixations on black roses is driving the nations horticulturists crazy!

rumer has it that the pam,yesterday, sssooo............hes back from the dead!!!! :-o

The PAM eats the vegetables that get tossed at her...

p.s. LOVED that Yogi image, Pen :)

The PAM secretly dresses up like Yogi and does the chicken dance when nobody's looking.

the pam is a banana geek that dances.

The PAM goes around singing "It's Not Easy Being Green...." http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Mermaid.gif

Last week the PAM inadvertently drank from his inkpot. He's all black now.

Pam ate all of Germany's sauerkraut and is currently being chased with pitchforks all over the mountains :)

*pants* I had a narrow escape! :D

The PAM is in a very blue mood, because the rain keeps dripping into her caravan.

so true.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...Picture073.jpg

The pam realized she had gained 500 pounds from eating all that much and is now stealing gym equipement. Bad pAM!

the PAM is still auditioning for the cover art on the Morton's Salt label. Little does she know that they have already made their selection and the little girl in the blue background carrying the umbrella is here to say

(did anyone see The Secret Window? Wasn't it funny how the character's name was Mortan Rainy? You gotta love things like that)

The PAM was in a comercial for

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/208254.jpg,

the smell still follows her around...

the pam angered an ancient dragon and is currently living on onion soup inside its stomach :)

the pam likes to waltz with tomatoes, and cucombers maake them smile,,,

the pam is a tomato killer!

The PAM will starve herself to death, because she never has any food in the house. She's already as skinny as her avatar. :D

I can't insult the pam :bawling:!!!! (Even thought what she says is probably true. Somebody will force-feed sooner or later. *Shudders*)

The PAM is cowering in front of her keyboard, too afraid to type an insult

PAM purposely picked a religious avatar so that no one woud dare insult her.

pam runs around naked at night when she/he turns in a ware-wolf at night, which is really nothing wrong for they have fur covering them up. but the problam lies when they didn't know of there run and has several times almost walked outside still thinking they are fully dressed! good thing they haven't quite done that yet.

the PAM got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and screamed the blazes ... it appears that she looked into a mirror ...

btw... it is said to NEVER look into a mirror when it is dark... **ghastly music**