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a rare Snarf broth that granted the drinker..
great physical beauty, but caused them to ...
break out in a rash that resembled the worse possible case of acne, and could only be remedied by the quick .....
inversion of the afflicted person so that he/she is standing on their head. This remedy does come with its risks, though. For instance,
someone with a smaller head would have more trouble balancing than someone with a large flat head. As a matter of fact ...
there arose a cottage industry for flattening heads
Now there is a terrible stigma associated with not having a flat head. The effects have been far reaching. The hat industry…
has yet to adapt, still producing round hats for square heads, resulting in
A flurry of angry e-mail and a major boycott leading to increased sales of head scarfs. A spontaneous protest outside of an up scale fedora factory resulted in…
the factory owner turning the outlet from the picker room onto the crowd, which
caused such a riot that they had to call in the .......
clowns, which, while terribly funny, were somewhat ill-equipped to handle the riot situation. Still, armed only with their rubber noses and over sized trousers, the clowns managed to...
force the rioters into their tiny clown cars. Once the streets were cleared...
a lone flat-headed fellow was left to sweep the streets of the dust and rubbish of the day's activities when, much to his astonishment .....
It began to snow! Giant white flakes drifted gently to the ground blanketing the entire city in less than twenty minutes. People were so unprepared for the sudden change in weather that…
...they all came out of their houses and offices to stare at the audacious sky above them. It was about 5 minutes after that, when what they saw made their jaws drop open in awe...
a vast fleet of spaceships parked overhead
and as these spaceships landed, its passengers alighted, and alas, they all had flat heads. Clown cars...
oversized shoes, etc. Yes, they were completely prepared to
shoot the clowns with lazor guns. Just then, they heard behind them...
the familiar refrain to The Great Muppet Caper, which led one lone red-haired chap to ....
finish the business that...
...just happened to come after...
.. what was believed to be the...
world's most disastrous...
bombardment of shaving cream filled balloons. It was pandemonium! People running through the frothy streets, screaming in surprise and dismay. They were barely able to see through their shaving cream laden eyelashes. Then suddenly, from nowhere came the enormous and grotesque ...
TEDDDY BEAR!!!! that loved to...
Roll and flop in the shaving cream. With utter disregard for the welfare of the people scurrying in the streets he leapt into the air, hovered momentarily above a playground filled with frightened and crying children and finally began to plummet. The children stared straight up, too frightened to move. But at the last moment…
a blimp came and whisked the teddy bear away to some place unknown, called...
LitNet -- a happy place filled with a wide array of people whose love for writing and books is said to ........
drive them to creating random pointless games, but one day...
a lone rider came in from Cyberspace and took ....
...the already existing LitNet and...
converted it to a political movement favoring
bread with the butter side up. To counteract the extreme political force of the new litnet the butter side down party resorted to …
by people who either have cholesterol intolerance or
serious cases of hyperventilating that people couldn't handle so they...
...jumped to an abyss to end their miserables life that were tormented by...
the voices that were in their heads which turned out to be...