Jupiter: A planet that earthlings make fun of for having no life
Big Bang Theory:
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Jupiter: A planet that earthlings make fun of for having no life
Big Bang Theory:
Big Bang Theory: A TV comedy or soap opera for science nerds. A theory that the universe popped out of nothing, or, since that sounds too much like theism, out of an eternal, space-less, timeless, vacuum field of God knows what.
Quantum Theory:
Something to do with safety-pins and Brownean motion. Alternatively, ideas about things that are very small, or for accountants, it means, "Add another nought."
Spanner:
Spanner: A monkey wrench that avoids the whole Darwin business.
Tyrant
Tyrant: A word used to describe a ruler so the ruled will not object when opportunities for revolution present themselves.
Camera:
A dark room in which to secretly conduct trials and inquisitions.
Evidence:
Evidence: The ground underneath an otherwise dubious argument.
Tree:
Tree: Tall plant that mutters "I am Groot!" all the time
Genuine:
Genuine: An inscription commonly found in items of imitation leather.
Empty
Empty: The state of missing something that could have been there but for some odd reason isn’t at the moment.
Lake:
Lake: An ocean that listened to the wrong broker.
Wombat
Wombat: An over-stuffed animal come to life.
Maya:
Maya: A wise and technologically advanced civilization that bled, tortured, and mutilated prisoners of war because, hey, the gods really enjoy pain. Big sports fans, too.
Atlantis
Atlantis: A mystical which once was, is no more, and perhaps never had been.
Heart
Heart: A late-'70s bubblegum rock band to which a generation of suburban kids lost their virginities in the over-chlorinated swimming pools of secret summer nights.
Lava lamp