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Zanna's Hill !!
I have a great idea for gift, although a bit late for the ocassion, I have brought a cake (with sedatives mixed) :p. Zanna is obviously delighted upon recieving this gift, that she gobbles up the whole cake. I have accomplished my task, in no time she falls asleep, and I push her gently, she rolls off the hill.
MY HILL !! :cool:
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Madhuri's hill, but not for long. B shows up with his recently formed Latin zydefunk 7 piece band. We put on a concert for Madhuri. Maddie (bless her soul) stayed for the first song, and then packed up and split. Next time, we'll practice before we play for you Madhuri. B...dances a jig on B's hill.
B's Hill
I send a pack of lawyers to the hill regarding B's slander of me saying I was a stalker in the count to 10,000 thread. Let no slur go unpunished! :p B runs off in dismay leaving the hill to my tender ministrations. :D
Kathy's hill.
Kathycf's Hill. It will take more than a pack of lawyers to scare me off, Kathy. I return with a pouch of voodoo shrinking dust. I sprinkle the shrinking dust over the growling snapping lawyers. Hey! I should collect shrunken lawyers. B picks up the shrunken lawyers and places wax paper above and beneath the lawyers. He then inserts the wax paper in between the pages of a massive book. I'm going to press them like leaves in autumn.
Kathy is horrified by my newest collection and flees the hill. I hope your nightmares aren't filled with the high pitched screams of lawyers Kathy...*shudders* B's Hill!
B's Hill
After spending 5 days atop the hill unchallenged; B gets bored and wanders off.
Finding the hill unguarded; Bib stakes his claim.
Bib's Hill.
I tell Bib the touring company of Mamma mia is putting on an impormptu performance at the town hall. Bib runs off to enjoy the show.
Papaya's Hill
Papaya's Hill
Bib, elated by the performance he just witnessed returns to the hill belting out show-tunes at the top of his lungs. Bib sings SO BADLY that Papaya's ears begin to bleed and by the second chorus of "Dancing Queen" her head completely explodes.
After unceremoniously dumping the now decapitated body in the ditch behind the hill; Bib resumes his pathetic attempts at singing and reclaims his hill.
Bib's Hill
Bib's Hill
I saunter up casually and say hello to Bib. "Nice blue moon we are having, eh Bib?"
"Yes Kathy, it is...I guess"
'Yep, werewolves get the regular full moon but do you know what comes out during a blue moon, Bib?"
"Why no, Kathy, I don't...but I suppose you will tell me..."
"The dreaded 1980's Mall Chick, of course"
"Kathy, what is going on with your bangs? Why did they sprout 5 inches into the air just now? How did your jeans turn into acid wash...and is that Love's Baby Soft perfume I smell?"
[Bib backs slowly away from Kathy]
"Why, Bib, whatever is wrong with you? Don't you like listening to Def Leppard? Wait, no don't run away like that, come back!" *shrug*
Oh well, I guess I can finally enjoy MY hill now.
1980's Mall Chick's Hill....:D
1980's Mall Chick's Hill.
I walk up the hill with my bic lighter I bought especially for the Bon Jovi concert, just the sight of a lighter 1980's Mall Chick's runs away shielding her hair.
Papaya's Hill
ROTFL...one must beware lighters and hair that is encased in Aqua Net hairspray. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Yep, I got pwned. Still Papaya's hill. (But I'll get you another time!)
Papaya's Hill
Although the hill has significantly changed geographically since Piglet's last adventures there, she tries an age-old trick knowing the ruler will fall for it: Piglet throws papayas over the hill so they land on the other side. As usual, Papaya runs to their rescue. Piglets captures the hill.
Piglet's Hill
Piglet's Hill, but not for long.
Hockeychick is walking by and tells Piglet that Pooh needs help he is stuck in a tree again with honey bees storming around. Piglet runs to his aid! What a great friend, but not very bright!
MY HILL!!!
Hockey Chick's hill
Piglet soon realizes that she has been tricked. She sends a book explaining Kathy and Aim's fascination with turnips. Hockey Chick is captivated. She(?) trips and rolls down the hill. Piglet reclaims her hill and plants peonie bushes.
Piglet's Hill
Piglet's Hill
While Piglet is digging the holes in which she plans to plant peonie bushes; Bib surreptitiously replaces said peonies with Poison Ivy. Piglet, so pleased with her Turnip Book subterfuge, fails to notice. Bib stifles an EVIL laugh.
Piglet, now covered head to toe with a livid red itching rash, runs full-speed to find the nearest bottle of Calamine Lotion.
Bib's Hill.
Bib's Hill
Haha! he is still laughing uncontrolably. Little does he know hockeychick planted a poison ivy plant right behind him. He falls over laughing and runs to join Piglet in the search for no itch.
Hockeychicks Hill!
(((Yeah Me))))