Pam

The PAM's coffin lid creaks.

The PAM sprays his coffin lid hinges with WD-40 to keep them in non-squeaking order.

The PAM could use some mausoleum mold remover.

The PAM is all smoke and no fire, what kind of dragon is he?? :lol:

The PAM causes fainting and bodily injury in poor innocent beauty queens who only want to bring about world peace. :lol:

The PAM wakes up at night shouting Eureka! when she can hardly calculate what 2 + 2 is :lol:

The PAM throws away the corn kernals and just eats the cob.

The PAM is right now wearing one sock red and the other yellow...



... on her ears :p

The PAM likes to use pointy sticks on innocent bystanders untill they bleed.

And still the PAM does nothing about it but look and laugh and point fingers ;)

I can't help laughing about it, it is funny watching the PAM use pointy sticks at bystanders while shouting something about undergarments not being worn properly. :D

*checks* talking about not wearing undergarments properly... the PAM should learn how to wear it properly ;)

What's wrong with wearing it on my head, it keeps all the death rays from space from hitting me you know :nod:

The PAM's been hit by deathrays once too many times. Her brain is so fried, you can't even make scrambled eggs out off them. :p

PAM's got turnips-for-brains.

The PAM wears socks with his sandals. :eek:

Gee, am I being too harsh here? ;)