If I were a ______, what would you be?

The log in the fireplace.

If I were a swordfish, what would you be?

hatchet fish

If I were a pearl what would you be?

that speck of sand you formed around

If I was multi-lingual, what would you be?

still impressed

If I were so low what would you be?

At your side, taking you higher.

If I was stoic, what would you be?

Have I already said impressed?

If I were a super hero, what woud you be?

Exercising

If I were a code-talker, what would you be?

morse code.

If I were a cop, what would you be?

A pair of handcuffs.

If I were a dune, what would you be?

A Dune buggy!

If I were a book, what would you be?

The story.

If I were a story what would you be?

A very proud author.

If I was a cup of marshmallows, what would you be?

A cup of hot cocoa....the best thing to go with marshmallows!

If I were a fairy, what would you be?

Cinderella.

If I were a candle, what would you be?

The lighter.

If I were a Dr. Pepper, what would you be?

A thirsty person! (my favorite soda XD)

If I were a chalupa, what would you be?

HUNGRY! Yumm! Chalupa!

If I were a pidgeon, what would you be?

A pigeon hole :)

If I were a swindler, what would you be?

careful

If I were careful, what would you be?

temptation

If I were trapped, what would you be?

an escape route

If I were a violin what would you be?

plucking

If I were plucking, what would you be?

picked at

If I were a quandary, what would you be?

Nodding my head

If I were nodding my head, what would you be?

a positive statement

If I were an argument, what would you be?

hackled

If I were an intervention, what would you be?

the addiction

If I were an addiction, what would you be?

A d-tox facility.

If I were an industrial furnace, what would you be?

fire? lol

If I were a notepad,what would you be?

A note on it.

If I were an urchin, what would you be?

The sea

If I were a pumpkin, what would you be?

A pie maker

If I were a cook, what would you be?

Eagerly awaiting a taste.

If I were a surd, what would you be

Well served

If I were greedy, what would you be?

Depends on what you're greedy for.

If I were a troll, what would you be?

The bridge you guard.

If I were a stream, what would you be?

Hiking to the river

If I were fishing, what would you be?

hooked

If I were a garden, what would you be?

A rosebush

If I were a cartoon, what would you be?

miracle-gro

If I were awkward, what would you be?