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Mil was fighting a battle with Papaya and split his head in two.. Resulting to a lot of black seeds to fall to the ground, they magically grow and more lint forms, giving Mil asthma, sadly dying a heroes death... *weeps* "I mourn for you mighty Mil!!"
Do you mean that glowing Sauron like red eye was really Tony???Quote:
Originally Posted by Mililalil XXIV
shinigami was an extra on the movie "Goldfinger" and got covered in gold paint...need I say more?
shinigami-----> :angel:
Eew!!! Hm.. let me try to top that off before I take my morning shower...
" Cheer up! the worst is yet to come."... and with that said a swarm of rabid African Killing Bees sting kathycf... No one mourns because they're all asleep...
[was that mean? Sorry...]
Ah. Pleasant dear. Why? Why, why, why?
**sob**
Eh? "What happened?" you be askinen? Oh I'll tell you. I will tellllllll you-ou.
Over me heroic frame she stood, weeping fer Mililalil of the Million Lillies, her tears just afallin' like drops of wax from a burning pair of candles. She bent down on one knee, to close me eyes, only to realize the cause of death: breathing in some lint, she suffered the fate I had suffered, and she knew it full well.
Th'end!
Nah, no worries. Just wake everyone up the next time you kill me off with bees. ;) :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by shinigami
Mil met a train one dark and stormy night. "Hello, train!" Mil said, cheerfully. "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHooo" replied the train, and rudely smushed poor Mil. Bad train! Being fully rested, everyone mourns.
The Funeral of Kathy
Kathy was a pleasant lass from up in Massachusetts,
Who had a somewhat morbid fascination with Death.
I would not go so far as to call her "Goth", not my business—
(I myself read Poe and Lovecraft and things like that!)
But she speaks of coffins, crypts, and gravestones,
Hints of cobwebs, and candles dripping melted wax—
Of Ghost, and Ghouls, and undead things that moan,
Each time she gives poor Mil or myself the axe!
Now the organ played by mad Eric sends her funeral dirge aloft—
And Quasimodo rings the bells at Notre Dame,
A cloaked figure in a shapeless hat whispers her eulogy so soft,
And silently 24 figures stand around her open grave.
And Mr. Arrow, Ghost of the Dastardly, doffs his cap and gives a bow:
Then turns and extends an elbow, for Kathy a ghost is now...
Pendragon
On a bright day in may, a dragon flew over a land of much rain. He didn't understand it, because it should be near summer, and it was freesing and raining. He flew on, untill he reached a large lake, by a green meadow. He settled down for a drink, and shortly after anounced, "Now that's odd", as he collapsed as a result of birdflu.
Salad of Death
Chava loved her green, green leaves,
Especially when she chopped them up for salad.
A vegetarian by nature and by beliefs—
And so begins our sorrowful ballad.
There are many types of green that Nature sends:
But not are of them are truly edible.
And sometimes the line between the two so blends,
That the difference becomes scarcely legible.
So the leaves that Chava chopped up to make
A nice green salad for her dinner—
Contained by a simple yet tragic, even fatal mistake,
Leaves from the shrub call the Oleander.
She really didn't notice any problem of bad flavor as she dined:
But when the alarm rang in the morning, Chava was not alive...
http://www.wwf.org.hk/images/kids/na...oleander_b.jpg
(contains the toxins oleandrin and nerioside)
Pendragon
The dragon wing polls cut the air in an unbelieveble speed.
the creature advanced so quickly that the knights had not have the time even to preper..
The horm screamed around the yard as the merchantes flad from the square hiding from the mass.
Seconed later the they heard they archers poll they bows and fire!
Only a day later, it would be discovered that it was a just a little Pendragon making it's way going south..
And now all that was left is to prey god and wait for the dragons revange.
The Lament of Weeping Willow:
What was the sad fate that befell poor Willow? It pains me to think about it. By a twist of
cruel fate, Willow was caught in a tornado and swept away, just like that cow in the movie "Twister" . Mother Nature is a cruel mistress indeed.
Such a lost was when humanity lost her
Such a pain I felt when my heart missed her
For pain spoke of itself and grief once was
When a lory hit her and took her from what she was
To be or not to be once a man said
But where to be was what a bee wespered
For far from the earth her soul is now
And far from the eye her body fly
Kathy is a name lake any other
Whose owner lived and is dead like no other
Add sorrow to being left behind,
Destroy the dream of a careless mind,
In darkened shafts of light to sit,
Listen still, it's not said yet:
Young forever is his soul,
Only as he ever was,
Utterance so pure and whole,
Selfless always, just because
Self for him was there for all,
Everyone on him to call,
For selfish others who carry the pall.
[In 1948 one Adil Youssef died of unknown cause, but the one still living tore his own good name in half to share with this unsung namesake, the hero sacrificing 50% of his own honor with a poor dead man, that his own good, living graciousness be reflected on a neighbor's tomb.]
Mil was Killed under the hill last night.. :(
and that's all i can say... May his soul Rest in Peace.. Amen!
Smilingtearz saw a clearer picture of Aimussage, and....
...don't know if he was too good looking for her mortal eyes, or if out of the shadows came a nightmare too hard to bear without holding the hand of a strong matron.
Yeah, I'll miss her - but at least I've still got that ole photo of dear Aimus.
[Man! You'd better not kill me for this, Eva - that wouldn't be all nice and kitty whiskers!]
uhm... okay!...
I KILLED MILL!! and that's that!!
One day, and just one day, Smiley-Tearjerk wenta fishin. She caught hold of the big one, and it swallowed her. Like Jonah, she was a goner, but, like him, she.......
[To be continued (virtually - which means never)...]
:eek:
it has been reported that Mililalil was found dead in the "donkey-stable" that smilingtearz owned..It is still unknown what he was doing there.
smilingtearz was on her way to buy eyedrops when some lint went into her eye... She picked up a stick, scratching her eye, making it bleed and the died. And what was Mil doing at your stable?? Feeding the malnourished donkeys you own of course! Bless his kind, donkey-feeding soul... ^^,
Shinigami, always so concerned for dear Mil, just had to get too close again. She invetigated the donkey stables and happed upon the secret of Mil's demise. As the secret danger loomed, Mil opened a door from the spirit world and said, come in here, quickly! Her body fell against a gentle donkey, against which it leaned as the soul of Shinigami entered the door, to find 23 other Mililalils waiting like good hosts, offering her a spot to sit and await her chance to return to life when the danger had cleared.
Into the stalls came the hounds of black riders, sniffing, sniffing, sniffing - but they couldn't get the scent of either Mil or Shinigami, and departed in vain. In the meantime, there was life being lived to the fullest just beyond the door that mortality could not chase the souls into - the other 23 Mils were a riot, and very inquisitive about what their guests had been up to in the world.
... I don't get it... ahahahah... um...
Let's see... while on a crusade, our dear Mil here happened to pass by a watermelon saleswoman... He bought one and started eating, unknowing that the red of the watermelon was actually blood... It was sort of addictive. eating that watermelon.. He ate and ate and ate and blood still dripping from his mouth.. The woman, revealed fangs to the public [gasp!] and the rest is pretty much very predictable...
Moments later, Mil, while still riding on his gallant steed is in an elevator going down.. down.. down to the gates in which Azrael was waiting for her... He's late for his appointment!^^,
Owari!!! Shinigami out!!
Shinigami was looking for a homework assignment. She opened her closet door and.......forget it! Next!
(A living Shinigami is the kind I want to see keep on living.)
Yipee! Anyways.. I'm immortal.. even if I supposedly die I'll just get reb orn.. It's fun to live this way... hehehe.... Shinigami!!!
Someone lock this thread before Shinigami gets described as mortal!
Yay!!!! No complaints bout that!!
Shinigami Angers The Gods
Shinigami, or Little Shini, as we have been known to call her,
Was Goddess of Death and Destruction
Unfortunately for the Goddess, events she caused to occur,
Wrecked the King if the Gods temple under construction.
Now true it is that this higher placed Great One,
Did not as a rule interfere with the other Deities’ duties—
But His wrath was kindled at what Shinigami had done,
Destroy His Temple? Oh, no! Not even another Deity could do this!
So he called forth the four great ancient worms of old,
The Gods had bound deep inside of the heart of the planet.
The four Great Dragons bowed their scaly heads before the throne,
And He gave them their instructions, and bade them fulfill it.
So Shinigami was sore beset by dragons of earth, wind, water, and fire:
And if they may not kill a Goddess, they can make it her desire
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~l...ourdragons.jpg
Pendragon
Hm... Let me put it this way.. I have a different MO from the other Gods above there... and since you and your dragons still fall under the "mortal" list...
Pen runs away although he knows that it is all in vain... I just glide to him, scythe in hand and after I behead him and his pets... I'm no longer so small now.. am I???? Hehhee..
Well, Shini, you might have a point about ME, but those four dragons, the dragons of Chinese legend and Mythology are imortal. Score, one dead human-- The Goddess of Death & Destruction still must battle the Four Dragons...not exactly a win-lose preposal ;) :nod: Note to whomsever posts next. I'm dead. Killed by Shinigami.
Okay.. then I'll just give a proposal to those dragons... the dragons of Chinese Mythology can live by Wu Fei and Nataku.. I'm sure they wouldn't mind...
Not only did Shinigami anger the gods, she angered the mobs... http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...s/gangster.gif
she begged and pleaded for her life http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...eys/please.gif
OH NOOOO! Too late! The mob gets rid of her old school...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...eys/behead.gif
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...mileys/rip.gif http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...leys/ghost.gif
Us--> http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...mileys/sob.gif
Don't worry, she will be back...
Now, Kathy was a girl who loved to ride a hog - thing is, she had no experience before her Evil Canevil impersonation.
Haha... I'm immortal... I don't care bout no mob or god or dragon... hehehe.. I use my scythe on people and they die.. so there...
It has been reported that our dear Little shin.. suffocated to death locked in a jewellery box.. between diamonds..
Haha... Shini's immortal... she don't care bout no mob or god or dragon or Kinder Surprise egg carton sized prison for diamonds... hehehe.. she'll just use her scythe on people and they are bald.. so there...
Now, as for Eva: she was a girl who loved to ride a hog - thing is, she had no experience before her Evil Canevil impersonation.
I'd be glad if you can explain that to me..
Mil was killed by the donkey association for troubling Eva and not telling her who Aremiches is!
Aremiches introduced himself, revealing his reveange also. I don't want to know the details!
Mil gets a Gold Card to hell.. it allows him to come back from the unliving to the Earth again... with a maximum of 1 google times...
Let me explain...
Shinigami literally means Gos Of Death... A position that shouldn't be confused with the Grim Reaper... because the Grim Reapers are below the jurisdiction of Me.. The GODdess of Death and Destruction. I'm the one that floates around.. having the ability to summon my Deathscythe... which is a scythe.. If I touch a plant.. That plant dies.. If I touch a dog.. bye bye poochie! If I touch a human.. Here lies ~~~~~... and so on and so forth.. No other mortal can challenge me... and I'm not afraid of any other God, or dragon, or pixie... So there... I am immortal and this is my game...
An errant elephant herd runs over the supreme high death poobah and squashes her flat as a pancake.
Unfortunately, Kathy stepped on the hand of the Goddess, protruding from beneath the elephant foot. Bye, bye Kathy!
http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s30/smilies-8807.png
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ycf/dragon.jpg + http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...cf/harppon.jpg
equals http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ileys/dead.png
Alas, poor Pen... victim of a drive-by harpooning. ;)
Kathy's nose was revealed as the final piece of a puzzle. When I placed it into its place in the picture, she disappeared - but no one actually saw her die.