Because they always seem to be made of some silly material that is made from worms or something.
Why should we make peace not war when war is more fun?
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Because they always seem to be made of some silly material that is made from worms or something.
Why should we make peace not war when war is more fun?
Becasue then lie would get reeeeal intresting and youd be the only human left then your chances for romance would really be sunk. Unless the aliens come of course.
Why do men...specifically mantince men never do what they say they will do?
Because they actually do what they say but speak such an entirely different language then women that their real intentions are lost in translation.
What is the point of wearing earrings?
Because ear sticks would be dangerous.
Why do we have skin?
So we keep our inner goopiness off the furniture.
Why do fish swim?
Because the boat had already departed...!
What is the purpose of carpet?
To keep your feet dry...
Why do you drive in parkways and park in driveways???
Because the people who developed both had the idea park and drive were synonyms for eachother. You can guess how they died.
Why are we ticklish?
It's a quality God decided to give us to make up for our want of a tail.
*cough*
2B, or not 2B?
...that is the question......if 2b...b....wrong, i dont want to be right
Why do ppl wear socks?
so other people can knock them off.
How does Santa deliver all the presents?
he brainwashes parents to buit stuff for their kids...
Why is water, liquid?
So our insides won't turn to stone. :sick:
Why do the ends of the hair split?
You can't drink solids, they stick in the throat... ;)
Why does it rain every Wimbledon?
(Yeah it does!)
Divine providence. :p And also for Federer to beat out Nadal. Ugh, for Nadal's greasy hair to be washed too. :sick:
Why do the ends of our hair split???
Cos the police are chasing them
Why is the sun so bright?
Because (s)he's been around for a long time & learned many things.
Why do men think with their crotches instead of their heads?
Bleagh.
Because they thought the word "Crotch" means "Brain".
Why is it 2007 already?
Because of the VAST CONSPIRACY to make me OLD!!!
Do you think mankind will ever learn to work toward the common good, instead of fighting one another?
And I'm supposed to take this stupidly?
Okay. Probably it's because bibliophiles' noses are still stuck in their books. :p
Why do computer companies plan to substitute plastic in lieu of silicon for the computers' hard drive?
The silicon is being saved for the computer companies CEO's trophy wives breast implants.
Why do people play video games?
because they get bored.
why do tonsils burn? like not our tongues?
Because tonsils are trying to avenge themselves for being way at the back.
Why do we walk our dogs?
Because its too much hassle to get the lawyer to wear a collar
Why can I never find what I'm looking for?
because they have legs
why do we have teeth?
woops we have two unanswered
Why can I never find what I'm looking for?
Because what you look for is invisible
why do we have teeth?
To give the tooth fairy employment
Who made the toaster?
The toasterer
Do you know how you came to life?
My dad kissed my mom.. this is how they told me
The pronucleus of my father and mother merged to form a zygote cell, that underwent cleavage to become a blastocyst and wasimplanted in the endometrium where i flourished.
Why do we study science?
cuz everyone should (mis)understand mitosis!
Why is it so easy to get a wrong answer to a math problem, even when you're pretty dang sure you did the work right?
Thats easy! it's a conspiracy by SAOM(SECREt ASSOCIATION OF MATHMETIANS) so that they can laugh at you in order to lighten things up around their offices.
Why is it so hard to understand women? hehehehe
Because those who ARENT women have such little capability of understanding
Why is most water bottled and not canned?
because you run the risk of drinking rust...
WHy are men so stubborn at times?
because they don't complain as much as women :p
Why is the world not a flat disk floating in a bowl of cerial?
because cereal doesn't float... it gets soggy...
Why are some teachers jerks??
Because the rest are psychotic HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why do products have foolish warnings like "Heat in microwave. WARNING: Contents will be hot!"?
Doncha know otherwise the microwave fairies wouldnt know to make them hot instead of cold.
WHy do holidays end?
. . . because. :D
why are some teachers so evil????
They say "Knowledge is light, light is electricity, electricity might be dangerous"
So, this is why they are EVIL! :crash:
why toot the horn?
To make a sound and agitate various bystanders
Why bite the dust?
because there are no vacumes
why called a pineapple ,although there is no pine nor apple in it?