King of the hill

tooooo slow :p

RJ has the hill.

I sneak upon her with a watergun and get her all soaking wet, running home for a change of clothes, I steal the hill.

My hill!

I call the health inspector and he comes over to find the hill is not qualified for living, and kicks Jay off the hill with his big foot of bribed justice! I use a team of construction workers to cover all the nice plants and flowers in concrete, and build a defensive line of bunkers with automated defenses on top of the hill.

My fortified hill!

I see you didn't notice, then I'm sorry to have you killed, again :p

Aimus has the fortified hill.

There's a meteor shower passing way too close to the Earth's surface and vaporizes Aimus.

My hill!

edit: hey, you just HAVE to notice just as I posted, right? Men... :p

Jay has the hill

Jay was silly enough not to wear a gas mask when climbing the hill, she inhales my vaporized essence, and since I'm as poisonous as can be, she dies instantly, I reanimate her body, and use it to take control of the hill. I just have to figure out how to regain my own body. It's kinda freaky like this :eek:

But anyway, it's my fortified hill once more! :)

Aimus in my body has the fortified hill once more. (scary :p)

My symbiont (think Goa'uld ;) for example :p) was able to shelter me from Aimus's essence and now our consciousnesses fight inside my head (I can already see the headache coming...). Wouldn't you all want to know who won?

I have the fortified hill back! (along with my body, unfortunately :p)

So I take it you are an evil system lord. :p

The Asgard rescue me from Jay the system lord, and are kind enough to blast the hill into smithereens. They give me a new body, and set me back down onto the remains of the hill.

I take a shovel and start to rebuild MY HILL. :p

Another one who knows what a stargate is! A Gater by any chance? :p

Even though the Asgard are very smart, they didn't notice that the thing standing on top of the hill wasn't me at all, so I grab another shovel and help Aimus rebuild MY hill. When it's high enough, I just smack him on the head with the shovel. Simple, crude, but it does the trick :p

My hill!

(I'm one of those very infrequent viewers of the show, I've missed half the episodes, but still love the show :) It all started with the orignal movie for me, way back in 1995 when I first saw it :D)

After getting hit with the shovel, I decide to take things to a higher level, and man one of the bulldozers that has survived the Asgard attack. I use it to shovel Jay and a load of dirt of the hill.

My hill, as it shoud be! :p

Not for long buddy ;)

I crawl from under the dirt (I'm guessing?) and, all pi**ed off, storm after Aimus, who's still in the bulldozer, drag him out of it, tie his laces together and give him a gentle push towards the edge of the hill and... whoops! He rolls down the hill! So sorry, I didn't mean to!

MY hill!

(I think there's about 5 episodes I haven't seen, and about as much I haven't seen at least twice :p)

After realising my shoes don't have laces, I run back up the hill, jump over a surpised Jay, turn around in the air, and perform a judo chop, knocking her out. I tie her up with her own shoe laces. I then tie her to a tree that has grown in just a few minutes, and take a relaxing look around.

My hill, I should start decorating the place! :p

(I miss most because the're in the worst time slot, and they change it all the time, maybe I should just buy the seasons on DVD) :)

Great idea ;)

Aimus thinks he has the hill.

Shame I'm wearing sandals, no laces either. SO I'm standing at the tree, enjoying the view, letting Aimus decorate my hill for me, then when he starts over-decorating, I break off a branch of the tree and poke Aimus with it, he jumps in surprise, looses his footing, and falls off the hill again, poor thing (not :p)

My Aimus-decorated hill! :p

Jay has the hill.

Since I also decorated it with remote operated missile launcher, I take out the remote and launch a few missiles onto her. She sees them too late, and get's blown to pieces.

I have the hill, get out a broom, and clean the place, there's pieces of Jay everywhere :p

Aimus has the hill.

All the Jay pieces, just like the whole thing, are extremely mutinous and uncooperative, they keep running away from Aimus who desperately tried to get rid of the gory junk. The Jay pieces get back together (think Terminator 2 & 3 ;)) and I, whole once more, send Aimus through a stargate that happens to have an iris on the other end. *BANG* Good riddance! :p

My hill!

Jay has the hill

The Iris did hurt a lot, and as I am now dead and a ghost, I decide it's time to give Jay some pay back. I watch (with my spectral vision, can see real far and all) and wait until she walks up to the stargate to clean it, I then active the gate on my end, she's caught in the wake of the thing, and as I walk throught the gate, I find only her sandals remained. Since the're not my size, I throw them in the garbage bin.

My hill, and I sit down in this comfy lounge chair. Looking at the scorched, battered, and barren surroundings, trying to find a particular crater. :D

Aim I am afraid you don't know who you are messing with. Reading you two is more fun than going to the movies.
Jay the Conqueror has the hill!!
I take my enormous pet skunk Mac and a mirror and walk up to Jay. The skunk makes a threatening gesture(he's really very fond of litneters actually) and I hold up the mirror to our now reassembled blond, one eyed terminator mutant girl and she screams for her mommmy and runs down the hill and out of the country.
the hill I presume.......is mine.
I lay down to rest with my skunk Mac the Lookout.

Rachel & Aimus have the hill.

Rachel's skunk goes mad and attacks her, she flees from it as if her pants were on fire.
I call the Ghost Busters (TM) on Aimus, wait till they do their thing, then reclaim...

MY hill! :p

Jay has the hill

The ghostbusters realize their mistake when I regain my corporial form due to their fine action. I give them some candy for their effort.

Time to take the hill, I take the elevator up the hill, and show the contract with Jay's signature. "You owe me one hill". Amazed that she fell for that old trick, she retreats into a monastary to contemplate her existence. :p

I have the hill, and install some fans, it's really hot up her! :D

Aimus the Slimy has the hill :p

Fortunatelly for me, the signed paper was a fake, I send a herd of lawyers after Aimus and now I don't have to worry about him for QUITE some time as he's busybusybusy at court :p

MY hill!

Jay has the hill

Unfortunately for her, she underestimated the eagerness of these lawyers to take bribes. The judge isn't one to say no to some money either, and I'm back on the streets. I take a cab to the hill, and laugh at Jay, who thinks she's in control. I disguise myself as a postman, and call up the hill to say I have a package. Jay buzzes me in, and I put the package in the elevator, press the button for penthouse, and run back out before the doors shut. A few minutes later I hear a loud explosion, as Jay opened the package.

I have the hill, and install bomb detectors in the elevator. :D

Aimus has the hill.

After a rather harsh landing, I get up, head back for MY hill, knock at Aimus's doors, wait till he opens, then knock him out, tie him up, chain a 50kg ball to his ankle, load him in my truck and dump him into the nearest lake. Grow gills, Aimus! :p

MY hill!

Jay has the hill.

As a real houdini, I manage to get rid of the 50kg ball, only to find I haven't even submerged completely. The lake is only 1 meter deep! I call the police, and they arrest jay for parking her truck in front of a fire hydrant. On my way to the hill, I remove the fake fire hydrant, and place it on the hill as a trophy. :p

Once more, my hill, now with curtains for the soon to be installed windows. :D

Aimus has the hill.

Once I scare the cops off, poor creatures, I disguise myself and collect stones. (think Monty Pythong's Life of Brian :D) Thus armed, I throw stones into Aimus's windows. When he runs out, fuming with rage, I pour hot water all over him and he goes BOOOOOM! (think Alien IV :lol: )

My hill :p

Jay has the hill

Exploding does not agree with me, and I transfer my consiousness into a clone I had stored in a locker somewhere. Seeing how Jay disguised herself, I also disguise myself as a beard salesperson. I knock on the door, and as she opens, I offer her a guinine black beard's beard. She is exited at the thought of having the beard and buys it instantly. What she didn't know was that Edward teach always had explosives in his beard when fighting a battle. I quickly light the fuses before handing it over. She immediately puts it on, and I wish her luck with her new beard. Minutes later, Jay's beard explodes, and I have to clean the mess again. :p

I have the hill, which now also has a supercharged vacuum cleaner, so I can easily suck up the pieces of jay that keep messing up MY HILL.:D

Aimus has the hill.

In pieces, yet again, I rest in the vacuum cleaner. Once I'm rested, I start re-assembling, easily destroying the vacuum cleaner in the process. I'm really angry because the latest explosion singes my eyebrows. I call for the last bits of my self-control and only pummel Aimus to death.

My hill!

Jay has the Hill

Death again, I must be getting close to something by now, and yes, as I look up I see this horned fellow telling my that my room is on the 6th level of hell. Being the guy I am, I tell him to give me all his money and the key to the exit, or I'll break his horns. Again a free man amongst the living, I am tempted to nuke the hill, but decide against it, I wouldn't want to ruin the Feng Shui of the hill. Instead I take the stairs, and surprise Jay with a bouquet of flowers. Thinking they are a peace offer, she takes them, and smells their scent, dropping dead instantly. Obviously the flowers were poisoned. :p

I have the hill once more, but now decide to move everything, since the Feng Shui is disturbed due to Jay's dead body. :D

Aimus has the hill.

Glad I am a nuisance for you even after death :p
Since the horned one is getting annoyingly familiar with the both of us, he just kicks me out of hell upon my arrival. I lock Aimus in the house/castle/fortress/whetever by salt (ever saw Supernatural? :p - keeps the demons out... in your case in ;)) and plant C4 all around the house/castle/fortress/whatever, contently grinnning when I see Aimus trying to get out of the house/castle/fortress/whatever. I lovingly look at the big red buttong, gently push it... and blissfully watch the destruction of Aimus's Feng Shui.

My hill! :p

Jay has the hill

Angered by the destruction of my Feng Shui, I decide to cut of the horns anyway, because I'll need them, and what better tool for the job then the Giant Miniature Pocketknife, by Martian Knives inc! opening the door from hell I step out right on top of the hill, I take the horns, and stick them both in Jay's guts. The blood's a bit of a mess, but at least I have my hill back. :p

My now shoddy looking hill! Time to call up Tim Allen for some Hill improvement.

Aimus has the hill.

I remove the offending items of the Devil's body parts out of my guts, throw them aside and conteplate my next course of action. Deciding Aimus's GMPK, Martian Knives inc (TM) is not worth worrying about, I take out a pair of toothpicks and stab Aimus in his eyes with them. He is blindly running around trying to figure out where I am and where is he to aim his GMPK. He tired out quickly enough and collapses under the tree he ALMOST tied me to some time ago.

My hill!

Jay has the hill.

The toothpicks in my eyes were a real nasty thing to do. After removing them, I pour some growth accelerator down my empty eye sockets. New eyes grow within seconds, and with these I can see in the dark. By this time Tim Allen arrived, and his idea of Hill Improvement involve some dangerous powertools. In his attempt to get it as nice as possible, he manages to drill a few holes in Jay's skull. Now lobotomized, Jay seems obsessed with her thumb and drools all over the place. I stick her in the broom closet and tell Tim that he did a fine job with the hill, sending him back to whatever he's doing nowadays.

My New and improved hill! :D

Aimus has the hill :p

Shame I keep messing up your hill :p Blood, drool... what next? Mud? :p
The nice new holes in my skull relieved some pressure that's been giving me headaches for ages. In my new-found kindness of heart, I think it'll be a good idea to share, as it's very nice if people share. I blow Aimus a kiss, along with a few germs. Advantages of being the carrier ;). After Aimus slowly and painfully dies in spasms, I continue messing with his new and improved hill so he'd have something to do after his reincarnation.

In the meanwhile, I HAVE THE HILL! :p

TOOTHPICKS IN THE EYES, aiieeeeeeeeeeeeee. poor darling Aimus. Look what the hill is doing to you Jay, it must be all those mutant body parts acting up again.LOBOTOMY, Aim have you been on mars too long with the cow grass?
Geez I am downloading this and letting a bunch of hyper kids read it. I am going to tell them if they get their education they too can be this cool.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aimus has the hill.
With great fear and trembling I sneak up to him inside a burning bush and hold out a white flag with a picture of a child crying. Aim stops in his tracks, he DOES have a gentle heart really he does, and he grudgingly gives Rachel the hill,,,,,,,,for one hour.
I have the hill(whew..........this is scarey)

Rachel has the scary hill.

Of course, she catches everything I infected Aimus with, so she dies the same way as well.

MY HILL!

Jay has the hill.

On my way back to that certain place, I come across a genie that just happened to be floating about near the entrance to Hell. He offers me three wishes. I tell him I only need two and he can keep the third, that way he doesn't mess them all up out of spite.
My first wish is to have Jay removed from the face of the earth, which he grants. My second wish is to be back on my hill, cleaned and all, with a nice pint in my hand. but before the wish is finalized, he than grants himself the third wish, and Jay appears. I ask what the ghost wished for, and he tells me:"I always wanted a dance partner, and you showed me one with your first wish. Jay must now dance with me for all eternity" I then get transported back to my hill to find it in perfect condition. A pint is waiting for me and I sit down a happy man. :D

My Hill, which I finally managed to keep clean :p

Aimus the Cruel has the hill.

After having repeatedly stepped on the genie's toes (hard work always trying to stomp as hard as possible!), he wishes for nothing more than be rid of me. He is even willing to take ALL his wishes back if that meant he can NEVER EVER see me again. I grant his wish ;)

MY HILL!

Jay has the hill

Back in hell, I angrily tear the genie apart and rip out his wish granting organ. I practice a bit with the organ and quickly get the hang of the wish granting. I now wish for Jay to have a nice big chair to sit in. She sits down, and gets transported to pluto, where she freezes and become one big cold lump of ice. I take the organ and wish my hill to be clean again, before wishing myself back on the hilltop with a nice pint and a comfy chair that doesn't teleport people to pluto. :p

I have the hill! :D

Aimus has the hill.

Pluto! My fave planet! I kid you not! Right after Moon, but then it's not a planet. Although recently Pluto's losing its planetary status... Good thin I'm friends with Scotty http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ileys/beam.gif. Having sat in the chair for long hours, your butt is all sore and you go for a walk in the kitchen, since you realized you're hunry (well, that'll be me but I refuse to suffer alone ;)). You get all sorts of food (nice gooey and such ;)). On the way DOWN back to the room with your nice chair, you trip over your wishing organ, irreparably damaging it. Of course, your food gets just everywhere. You break EVERY bone in your body while falling from the very top of your hill to the very bottom of it, then continue falling all the way to hell, wondering why the hek there's a stairway to hell.

My hill! :p

Jay has the hill

I supose the stairway to hell is quite a comfortable way to get there, when I enter, I see something red without horns whimper in the corner, I tell him not to worry, I know the way out. After exiting hell I call Kirk and tell him to throw Scotty out of an airlock, which he promtly does. I then decide to use my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC! (TM) to build a giant spaceship that dwarves the enterprise. I use it to get me back to earth, where I launch a shuttle filled with genetically altered flowers. The shuttle lands near the hill, and the flowers march toward the top, where Jay resides. The flowers unleash their spores and Jay is now under my control. I force her to clean the hill, but everytime she cleaned a tile, she dies a horrible death, only to be resurected by the spores of the flowers. In the mean time, I get some real good food from the fridge, and have a good lunch, while watching Jay die horrible deaths. :p

My hill, now being cleaned by Jay who continously dies horrible deaths.

Aimus the Voyeur has the hill :p

You beast! That was cruel! Have you no heart? Poor Scotty!
I think I might be getting allergic to flowers ;)
After finaly cleaning the mess AIMUS made, I collapse next to him, take my sandals off and watch Aimus slowly fall asleep... I mean, get gassed :p. In a way, it's a suicide, don't you think, ghost of Aimus? :p

Myyyy hill.

Jay has the hill

As a ghost, it's easy to float to the cloning facility. Once there, I possess one of my clones, now back in my body (sort of) I order a ticket for an eRa Concert, to be delivered to the hill. Jay, suspicious as she is checks the tickets for validity. When she finds out it is real, she runs of for the concert, but paranoid as she is, lockes up the hill completely and takes the key with her. At the concert she is having a blast, literally, as the whole venue transforms into a blistering inferno. While Jay is on her way back to hell I go to the hill, take the spare key that's under the doormat, and unlock the front door. :p

My hill, cleaned and all, with new locks! :D

I am very glad that the hill is clean.Aim-you drink beer? I thought you were about fifteen!King Aim has the hill.
I put on an anti chemical suit, very heavy, six inch thick glasses, oven mitts and crawl up the hill to where Aim is sitting, swilling his pint and a flag of mars with him crowned king is fluttering in the breeze. I hold out a ticket to the mother concert of them all with IronMaiden(sigh, what I don't give up for causes.). Aim leaps into the air , catapulted with joy and is down the hill in seconds. I sniff the clean air and get out of that stupid protective gear.
The hill is mine mine mine.