...being attacked by a jug of milk.
Tom Hanks and porridge...
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...being attacked by a jug of milk.
Tom Hanks and porridge...
..are one and the same
In reality clouds are.. ..
...nothing but car exhaust.
I expect the fan to...
to fall down on my head....
Little miss......
...Supergirl is not someone you want to irritate.
The Crimean War...
fed a lot of fish, which in turn fed a lot of humans...
Bottom feeders are.....
...chew ***! (sorry, the pun was overwhelming)
Where does the....
...Pope keep his Nirvana CDs?
The length, breadth, and depth...
....of RobinHood3000's knowledge is unfathomable.
The difference between trolls and goblins is....
...trolls eat goblins.
I will gladly pay you on....
...Monday for a hamburger today.
A sudden blow: the great wings....
...beating still above the staggering girl
That is no country for...
....a figure that has grown so fabulous.
Here's the gist of what they mean...
...dogs bark, cats meow.
In the event of a fire...
serve it some hydrant tea.
Martha is a great....
....naughty girl, addicted to falsehood and deceit.
Looking back, I admit....
I have always been perfect.
Midgets...
... are microscopic animals.
Take from the inside and ...
...give to the poor in spirit.
The end of the world will come in...
... like a sudden earthquake.
To my astonishment ...
. . . the cat actually did sit on the mat
Beauty is . . .
...in the pancreas of the beholder.
Elevators have but once fallen...
...yet they rise eternal.
A fork is to a stereo as...
a spark plug is to a car. (Assuming it's a tuning fork!)
These are times that try...
...my liver.
It was the best of times, the...
winter of our discontent.
Somewhere over the rainbow...
... you will find the sky.
If you like Lord Of The Rings then you ...
...we have something in common.
A horse is a ....
..many splendoured thing
Beyond your trueness, Lady ...
... Macbeth, you are a nutter.
I felt like a rose and I ...
smelled like a daisy, go figure.
This is the sort of pedantry....
that lynched a thousand slips
Smile and the world
laughs at you, cry and they still laugh. Might as well smile then.
Who put the bop in the...
....little bunny foo foo?
I remember quiet evenings....
.....the rose colored glasses insisted.
Jumping Jack Flash is a.....
...creepy guy in a trench coat.
Call me Ishmael, and I'll...
...dye my hair green!
Say, you don't know where...
...to find the Muffin Man, do you?
The Muffin Man? Why, yes...
*brushing off the crumbs and with full mouth:
I fink hwe went dat way!
The Gingerbread Man, on the otherhand,...
...is toast.
Ogres are like onions in that...