Aye, Jay...help me with this cask of grog....I dinna want tae ours, when these bilge suckers here got such a fine lot of it...
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Aye, Jay...help me with this cask of grog....I dinna want tae ours, when these bilge suckers here got such a fine lot of it...
*Packs propellant down muzzle. Lifts cannon ball, ugh, into muzzle*
*Lights match*
*Brings match to det cord*
"FIRE!!!" BOOM!!!
Let them load Unnameable while we steal their grog, good plan! :p
Ahem, next time try to AIM at something that's NOT a palm tree, okie? :p
wait wait...lets steal their grog, make haste lads!
*watches the canon exlode to Virgil's face a la Coyote...
Look at that!!! Who stuffed the nuzzle with those rags???
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Willow! That's the bandages he used to stop the bleeding and stick them in the first place he found... the cannons!
that means, war lass! bring in de reserves o rake er ship with a shot o lead black as ol belze's lung! :D
garr...looks likes there be no amozons aboot, lets go an steals er main sail. That'll be a jokean 3/4 :D
You seem to have been looking the wrong direction if you didn't see me, cap'n Stan! *steals our sail back and takes yer flag*
jokes on ye, that be yer flag!
Are you sure I can keep it then?
er, why ye be askin...be ye tryin te pull o faston on the ol capt'n?
Not at all, if you have no objections, I'd just take the flag and jump overboard and swim to The Queen... dinner, you see...
If ye be so inclined, just remembrer, that I be given yer flag back o the goodness o me heart. :D
Riiiight.
*swims away with ours AND the Dasterly flag as well, out of the goodness of my heart*
garr, i be thinkin, it be time to loose the dreaded SWRB on their ships!
What is a SWRB? I was reminded of 'svrab' but I doubt the cap'n be speaking my language :p
Shark With Re-breather! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
~snags Jay's widdle diaper with a Grappling Hook Arrow and drags her back~
~dangles her from the top of the mainmast~
Unless you want Jay to look like the potato mash you chucked at us earlier, I suggest you do as we say!
How can we beat these amazons? No matter what we do, they turn the tables on us. Captain I'm getting disheartened. They've tossd me overboard, stolen my dog, and now have the cannon blow up in my face. I suggest you strategize and get moving. They're kicking our butt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
*mouth agape*
Ye sound a wee bit mutinous, pirate Virgil...weel, like the old adage says 'if they be kicking our butts, might as weel be on the butt-kickers keel'.... I be speakin' with Amazon Captain for ye, she might be able to find ye an occupation keeping the jibsheets ship shape, I be thinkin ye might be handy with a needle. arr...
Agh, I'm no traitor. Is the white flag still up? If not draw swords. Aghh!
In the world of RPGing, I believe that's called "god-modding," and it is highly frowned upon in all but the least civilized/polite of cultures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
I'm sorry if I broke some code. I'm uninitiated in the world of these things. What exactly is "god-modding?" Please don't make me walk the plank. I'll ship up. I'll learn.
No no no, you misunderstand--god-modding describes what Scher and her crew have been doing. It means that they write the overarching outcomes of their actions without giving the opposing side an opportunity to respond (such as with their kidnapping of Brandi).
Oh thanks. I thought I had broken some mafia oath and was going to get whacked! :lol:
regular Riesa here, oops, sorry for god-modding, this is all new to me...
s'okay...iddqd...now lets be lootin their ship, an succesfully I might be addin...idkfa, and fer good measure...idbeholdi...
:D
Charge mates, aint nothin stoppin us nows!
I didn't realise we were RPing as such... Thought we were merely goofing around but do let us read the Dummy's Guide to RPing or Universal Code for RPing or something so that we won't break any rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
rule breaking? I do believe that jack sparrow said it the best: "Pirate" :D
Wow you get sick a couple of days and miss everything. Well I have to earn me bread so I will jump over board in the dark of night(sharks are kind to me) and swim as silently as one can who is still sick and shivering, over to the Amazon Queen(lovely name but it will not save you lady Scher). Now were is that string, oh right tied to me hip. I undoes the string what is tied to a large soup can(i carefully cleaned it and pushed away any sharp ends) and now I ties part to that rusty nail stickin out by that round window yonder.Now I swims back, this string is a mile long I bet(didn't pay attention to how much I was windin) and now I am back. gar I feel like I will be sick any minute. I climbs aboard shaking like a leaf and now I ties the other end with a large clean tin can to the railin of our own precious ship.(well as long as we are both still travelin at the same steady speeds, else the string will snap.)
Now cap'n we can hear all their conversations and takes orders from ye based on what those treacherous yet pretty girls are sayin.
Now where is a blanket and some medicine. I will lay in a corner by meself, don't want anyone catchin anything. :sick:
It seems to be clear that both piratic idiocrities must be joined for maximum swarthiness. Stealthy Simon by day and Salacious Simon by night?
Three bottles of Rum, Rachel for your efforts.
Aye, and three cheers after that! (Although she may be unconscious and unable to hear us after so much rum...)
i had like a thimbleful of whiskey once at an Italian wedding and although it was me that was sent to get drinks for everyone from the table at front I promptly forgot who I was and where I was, found a room with some sort of cot on it and went to sleep.
When I woke up I still didn't know much but some really sweet guys had been standing guard over me(we became friends) and forbid me to ever drink again. they needn't have bothered. headache. but I will use those bottles dear Simon(how's the water problem and mold eh? gone I hope) i will use them as an antiseptic for any of our precious crew that gets hurt.
Now shh, I can hear lady Scher making fun of us , what is a ..never mind I figured it out. humpf, how rude. and what is that Papaya is laughing hysterically and that traiterous Riesa-I want my hugs back!. Oh and what is this they are going to stuff all Scher's left over toast mixed with black plague into the canon and fire away at dawn. Help what shall we do, Robin , M'LOrd do SOMETHING. groans, I have to lay down.
~shoots rachel with a Sedative Arrow and borrows Chava's hammock so as to lay rachel to sleep~
Slumber your sobriety back, milady...to battle!
Heh, I just be havin a thought, o, any one be seein the movie yojimbo/fist full of dollars/last man standing...be on the lookout fer a smancy pants buckaneer that be a flittin between o two sides. :D
as an aside: normal stanislaw (well as normal as I get) I found a robin hood game for the ps2, its pretty fun. :thumbs_up
Maybe we should change that to Vodka's which is better for you than rum, not that alcohol is good for you in general. It really does seem to become a growing problem. No wait I take back the Rum Rachel and I give you three thermos fulls of rich dark hot chocolate with infused caramel. How's that?
How come Stan can go all iddqd/idkfa/idbeholdi and we're not allowed to god-mod? And what about all the super duper weaponry? Like the fancy arrows? Poor Locksley has to be tossing in his grave. That's not god-moding? There might be those (abridged) rules but I say the Amazons are not the only ones god-modding. I really have no idea how to RP 'correctly'. :p
Why can't we just stick to the pirate thing and have fun? Like ever seen a pirate with a missile? Or was it a torpedo? I prefer potato mash to that ;). Talking of which, since my capture... did I bite anyone? Kick anyone's shins? Took The Dasterdly apart? Is it 'right' for me to actually say I bit Robin's hand and fled just right after he's pulled me on board? Is that god-modding? Arrrrr, this be confusing. :p
Arrr! Not from the satelite, me lad!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay