If you were a...

"The Minstrel in the Gallery"

IF you were a professor what would you teach?

any international relations subject... perhaps World Politics or something like that...

If you were trapped on an island with one litnetter, who would you choose to be trapped with?

The one who had boat building skills and sea experience

If you were trapped on an island what three resources would you want to have if escape were not an option?

unlimited internet access, the game Left 4 Dead, and unlimited amounts of food...



if you were a food, what would you be?

A peach.

If you were arrested for something, what would it be?

keeping an arctic fox without a license


same question...

I'm already arrested on the planet Earth, and I don't know the reason why.

If you were a musician what music would you perform?

jazz, for sure


If you were an instrument, what instrument would you be, and which song would you play first?

The bagpipes...'cause I'm full of hot air!
When Irish Eyes are Smiling (yeah...pun intended)

If you were a particular material (steel, stone, brick, etc) in an architectural structure, what would it be, and what kind of structure would you be made into?

stone in Charles Bridge in Prague

If you were a key what could you open?

A small chest hidden behind the wall in the cove within a small study...

If you were a small chest hidden behind the wall in the cove within a small study, what would you contain?

If I was a small chest hidden behind the wall in the cove within a small study I would contain smaller chest.

I you were a smaller chest hidden in small chest hidden behind the wall in the cove within small study, what would you contain?

I would contain a lock of hair, a silver chain, a dried posy, and a mysterious message on old and faded paper.

If you were a mysterious message on old and faded paper, what would you say?

A riddle or sorts, a mention of another treasure, a map made of words, guiding the reader through the estate down to a secret passage behind a secret door...

If you were the contents of the box, whose lock of hair would you be, what kind of chain, what color posy, and how would the secret passage be hidden?

The lock of hair of a lost child, the chain to a pocket watch worn by a mentor, a pale lavender posy, a secret passage hidden by shadow and obscurity...

If you were that passage, where would you lead?