Another creative game

If you wish to investigate the Leprechauns,
You'd best do it right
And go and veiw them by light of day
And not in the black of night!
Nor turn your back upon a mountain
For a great rock is lurking there
You take your eyes off it for just a moment
And it will tumble down and squish you fair!
But B-Mental never worried about these things
Had a truly logical, trained scientific mind
Had left all of these "fairy tales"
Far away and long behind
But the fingertips of fury
Gave that ol' rock a little nudge
And down at the mortuary
They are sifting B-Mental from the sludge!
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PS. B-Mental, I despise grits! Yuck! :sick:

hahahaha you so funny, me laugh for a long time, hahahaha
fyi the avatar is a decorative clover leaf (lost its clarity in the file reduction)

Those are some spooky smilies....:eek:

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Originally Posted by B-Mental

hahahaha you so funny, me laugh for a long time, hahahaha
fyi the avatar is a decorative clover leaf (lost its clarity in the file reduction)

Those are some spooky smilies....:eek:

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Is OK. I fix! Hey, the smilies, you gave them a virus, remember....http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese012.gif

:shock: :eek2: you disappear for less than a week and the smilies are infected!!
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Today we mourn the death of a great man in all his ahh faces. A dragon, a slayer of dragons, a shadow and a force the dark had to rekon with. He was well loved. how did he die, you ask? welll it all began with his knife collection or was it the dreams?
Anyway he was prone to very realistic colour dreams and all that seems clear is that his dreams were so realistic that his nightmare came alive and ahhh stabed him with his prize knife .


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Sorry I cant think of violence or grimness today too happy:D

The above was promenading down a sidewalk with a grin the size of Jamaica plastered on her gulliver, when suddenly the wind changed and her face was locked in that position!
Sadly she was no longer capable of the intake of food or drink and soon died of starvation.
People said, "She died with a smile on her face".

Ever following the white rabbit over hill and dale,
Through grassy meadows and by the sea,
Over foggy moor, through haunted vale,
Chava came at last to The Lizzy Borden B & B
And it was there that the ghost of Lizzy took an axe
And gave our barefoot buddy forty whacks!
Laughing feindishly, for she knew,
They would never prove this one any more than the other two!
:angel: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :angel:

Once there was a dragon named Pen,
Roamed the moors with his faithful hen.
Drank his ale straight out of its can,
Warmed the beans in an old twisted pan.
Being a sensitive and literary one,
He wrote poems for his brave clan.
But suddenly there was a ban,
It was evil King Poe's sinister plan.
Poor Pen could write no more then,
This made him turn sick and wan.
Day after day he sighed in vain,
And then forever gone to feel no more pain!

1001 tales is a great many to tell,
(especially when you're where you don't want to be!)
And one man's Heaven is another man's Hell
And oh, how our fairy longed to be free!
But it was "Stories, wench! More stores!" the Ogre would rave
Night after night and again and again
Under flickering flambeaux that lit up the cave
As He shook his huge finger under her chin.
She'd tried to escape on her gossomer wings
And leave this dark cave and her wicked master behind
But to an Ogre the wings were worthless things
That the web of a spider in his cave could bind
But finally Scheherazade drew her final breath:
For in telling her stories, she bored herself to death... :yawnb:
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A battle not yet won,
For the chaos still fights,
Order is struggling,
Yonder, the hero duels the demon,
Things were not ment to be.

Missed for a long time
The above was
Exploring and trying to find
Himself he missed and was
Lost and there he died

oh i have been longing to kill the above,

And thus she raised the knife... And leapt about three and a half metres to the side as the above pommeled to the ground with a great rasping sound, (the effects of long-term pipe smoking) (sorry, couldn't resist. :) long time no see Adil)

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Originally Posted by Chava

oh i have been longing to kill the above,

And thus she raised the knife... And leapt about three and a half metres to the side as the above pommeled to the ground with a great rasping sound, (the effects of long-term pipe smoking) (sorry, couldn't resist. :) long time no see Adil)

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You don't know how heartly I laughed. :lol: :lol: :lol:

it's my turn now. :brow:

When napping peasfully after a good lunch, our good and beloved friend Chava was suddenly taken as a hostage by two stupid guy. Having takken the wrong person, they dessided to let her go. Being at least free, she ran the fastes she could more in joy than fear of being caught again. Without paying attetion to the roed, a car hit her. She was still alive and taken to the hospital when the same guys kidnapped her again. This time being not able to distinguish her from the one they want really to kill, they agreed on killing her. Fortunately when she talked to them, they realised there mistake and let her go again. Being not able to run as she did last time and for fear of experimenting the same fate as before, she desided to take a taxi. But she forgot that she has no mony and the taxi driver trew her out of a bridge for he traveled a long distance without being paid and happened to be full of debts. In a way she survived. At the and she reached her home and being happy for that everything ended at least, she jumped with joy and fell on her head. Unfertunately she that caused her death. :brow:

See you in a better world where all these won't happen. :wave:

I begin to see, Chava, that I should go back and edit some obits.......http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1201.gif :blush: Blimey, you should have told me you were a lady!! :blush: :blush: :blush:

gee, no wonder you couldn't find a picture of me... :) hehe, no harm done.

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Originally Posted by Chava

gee, no wonder you couldn't find a picture of me... :) hehe, no harm done.

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None except for open mouth, insert foot! :lol: :lol: