They exist, but it's called implants and plastic surgery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
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They exist, but it's called implants and plastic surgery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Incredibly enough, I believe Olivia Hussey (the actress who plays Juliet in Zefirelli's Romeo and Juliet) actually has the measurements 36-24-36. The Commodores have got her number, that's for sure...
Oh, I'm sure there are women out there who naturally have those measurements. But not all that common, and why would they go with Star (isn't he over sixty?) unless he had a lot of money.
Given that he's retired, I don't see that happening--wait, does Hawaii have a lottery?
Olivia Hussey is my all time favorite actress. I love her beauty, her genteel manner and her intelligence.
I wonder at you there Starr, now you must take off your glasses. Are you the equivalent in beauty of these ladies you adore? or do you make up for it with money and are there a shortage of eligible guys in Hawaii that can at least sort of take care of their lady financially and socially, because Hawaii seems very social to me.
If these beautiful girls are your ideal why is it when you find them they never hang around much longer than the blink of an eye.
I am curious to know what attracts the ladies to you, if you don't mind me asking.
Ooh, I think we've hit the nail on the head. :nod: There are nice beautiful women out there, but for some reason the only beautiful women who go to Starr are the ones just looking for money. Which he must have, if he's in his 50's and already in retirement in Hawaii. No wonder Starr thinks all women are money-grubbing cheaters! It also explains why all the beautiful women he meets are high-maintenance: the only lovely women coming his way are the gold-diggers. They go to him for his money, and then to someone else for love.
Have I cracked the case? Poor Starr. You should give a woman your own age a try (which I assume you haven't, since you go for the 36-23-36's). There may be a sweet wonderful retirement partner pining away for you that you don't even know about.
I can tell you've never had a sexy girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
What in the world are you blathering about? I never said a single word about money grubbers or gold diggers. No woman ever took me for money.Quote:
Originally Posted by emily655321
Earth to Emily! Come down and join the rest of us.
Then you need to get your eyes checked, old-timer, because my girlfriend is a STUNNER.
Rugged handsomeness, intelligence, wit, charm and I'm very good between the sheets.Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
I guess that's why you have plastered her photo all over this forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
*Laughs derisively*
Noooo, I keep her photo to myself because I fear she'll be tracked down by lecherous old geezers with too much spare time on their hands. :p
Uh-huh. Are you sure other people can see this so-called girlfriend?Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Yes, but with guys like you on the loose, sometimes I'd rather that not be the case.
pufffffft :rolleyes: