Would You??

It doesn't seem to work.

Would you donate your organs, even if you were still using them?

Only if you needed them, my dearest Hawkman.

And speaking of organs, would you let your heart overrule your head in an important decision?

Only if it involved a woman in stockings...

If you found a treasure map, would you dig where X marked the spot?

Heck yeah!

Would you ghost hunt?

Only for friendly ghosts such as Casper - not mean ghosts AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!

Would participate in those paintball war games?

Probably, when I was a bit more nimble. Now - nah....

Would you inform on a friend or neighbour for profit?

a friend, no and it would depend on the neighbour

Would you lie/cover up for a friend?

Depends on what they'd done and to whom!

Would you knock-off your spouse for the insurance?

I'm afraid I can't comment on that.
Would you?

I'm sure it was an accident.


Would you ask your spouse/partner to have cosmetic surgery if there was something you didn't like about them?

No second chances. If there was something I didn't like about a spouse or partner it would be time to engage in some midnight gardening in the woods!

If you were strapped for cash would you sell your partner, or perhaps just rent them out?

No, but I would let them rent me for a high price to a consortium of Swedish and Italian models.

Would you photo bomb tourists on a Caribbean cruise during their shore excursion while walking to lunch(because you work on the island)?

No. I'd use hand grenades, then I'd steal all their valuables, their credit cards and any shoes that would fit me. I'd then retire from my job bussing tables at the beach club, buy a speedboat and escape to a new life in some country where I'd be really appreciated. Maybe Ukraine or North Korea...

Would you buy a house in Gaza?

Yes, but only if you promise to rescue me when it gets hit by an Israeli bomb.

Would you buy a haunted house?

I'd be delighted ;)

Not if it was in Gaza, even if it was haunted by you :D anywhere else not in a war zone, then yes, providing the ghost was friendly.

Would you eat a bowl of rhubarb?