If you were a...

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Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC

uh...my favorite book is Les Miserables...what's your point?

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:lol: That, Bein, was a hilarious response.

Comic strip: Calvin & Hobbs

If you were a bad case of myopia, how strong a prescription would you need to see clearly?

Myopia....youropia...I'm not sure the difference, but when I mess things up, I mess them up right...

http://thebullspen.com/images/ThickGlasses.jpg

If you were another physical ailment, what would it be?

The Clap.


If you were in insect which would you be?

Do arachnids count? If so, then I'd be a wood tick. I'm kind of in the mood to be a villain. . .

If you were spice on your spice rack, which flavor enhancer would you be?

Allspice...just to cover everything...

If you were a fresh ingredient, what would you be, and what would you be added to?

pepper and I'd be added to salsa

If you were a painting what kind of house would you be hanging in?

Children's room, suburban house.

If you were a type of wallpaper, what would the pattern be?

Flowery '60s wallpaper, psychedelic. :p

If you were a cold war spy, what would you code name be?

snoopy


If you were an old building which would you be?

Currituck Lighthouse

If you were a lighthouse keeper, what would your greatest fear be?

Humans.

If you were a country, what continent would you choose to be in?

North America

If you were a tunnel, where would you lead?

Erm, the Land of No Going Back.

If you were a book, what genre would you be?

Historical Fiction

If you were a ship, what would be cooking in your galley?