The same one who thought it was a good idea to put all the USB and firewire plugs on the BACK of my computer. Aaargh!
Why do you have to make polite small talk at parties?
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The same one who thought it was a good idea to put all the USB and firewire plugs on the BACK of my computer. Aaargh!
Why do you have to make polite small talk at parties?
Because impolite talk could ruin appetites.
Why do proper bone china teacups have such teeeeeeny holders?
because they have tiny winy fingers :) -just kidding :p
why are earphones so big...that they don't fit in and hurt!!!???:flare:
Because the aliens that are taking over need us to change our ear size to adapt to the new up coming race...
Do toads REALLY give you warts, or is that a mother-told-ya tale?
in my country...if you HAVE a wart, you have to rub it with a toad and it'll go away (go figure!):lol:
and if you kiss a frog, will you really get a charming prince?? :idea:
Of course, it always works in fairy tales.
Why are there so many different words that sound alike but mean different things?
Because that's they way it's meant to be...complicated :alien:Quote:
Originally Posted by mkhockenberry
why do women take after their husbands name? why isn't there a Mr Aldana Spinozzi instead of Mrs John Smith?
because we never thought different. until now!
why do books make you go crazy?
Do not blame books for your own neurosis! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/TID.gif
Why do people only offer to help when a.) you are already finished; b.) you don't need help, or c.) they know nothing about the job to be done? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Nuts.gif
So that they look helpful, when in reality, they are lazy and good at disguising it?
Why do people throw spaghetti at the wall to test its doneness?
because walls are experts on spegetti.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
George W. Bush's Answer:Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .
Albert Einstein's Answer:That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference
Mr. Spock's Answer:Did the chicken cross the road? If he crossed the road certainly he had no reason to as a chicken as it would mean expending more effort than the food he would find on the other side could provide the energy for. If he crossed the road.... that can only mean that Colonel Sanders was close behind and closing in on him. Captain- if we can approach Colonel Sanders from the correct approaching angle, we may stop him from strangling the chicken. *looks pensive, then checks Captain*.
Enya's Answer:"The great journey that was before the chicken then was what was destined to be. Now the chicken is sorrowful, the road is long past." (When translated from Irish Gaelic)
Sorry I could NOT resist the temptation....
(these answers I Googled, just for the records...)
QUESTION: is there more salt water in the world than fresh water?
obviously YES!!!
will a new ice age cover the earth in the near future? (kind of "the day after tomorrow" type of thing...:p)
earth's cool :cool: so why not?!
what could have happened if Shakespeare were a born thicko?
Well, the Bard Of Avon would have only been a cosmetic dealer?
Why are telephone poles made of wood?