Pam

The PAM secretly loves turnips. . . come out of the toolshed, PAM! :D

Hyacinth sleeps on a mattress of turnips at nights.

The PAM is the original squeezer of Charmin. Listen to Mr Whipple, PAM!


( I guess people will have to be of a "certain age" to get that reference...) ;)

The PAM drives by the local Wendy's, enters the local Taco Bell and scares all the poor workers by shouting "Where's the beef!"

The PAM is lost and lonely in her mind, it being a strange place and all... http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/black_cat.gif

The PAM does not tiptoe through the tulips, he stomps them into the ground. :goof:

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Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl

The PAM drives by the local Wendy's, enters the local Taco Bell and scares all the poor workers by shouting "Where's the beef!"

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Touche! :lol: (you made me crack up with that one ;) )

I hear the PAM refuses to trim her nose hairs and is slowly training them to curl up.

When will the PAM stop shedding all over the furniture when he pops by to chat? :brow:

The PAM took a black and white photo of himself, replicated it several times, photo shopped a different color into each one, then tried to sell them on Ebay as original Andy Worhol.

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Originally Posted by Kathycf

The PAM drives by the local Wendy's, enters the local Taco Bell and scares all the poor workers by shouting "Where's the beef!"

Touche! (you made me crack up with that one )

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I thought you might like that, plus I figured it would let you know there was at least ONE other person that knows not to squeeze the Charmin! :lol:

the PAM wears white shoes after Labor Day. What a fashion faux pas! :eek: ;)

The PAM dips the edges of her brand new books in coffee to make them appear older.

The PAM shouts in a quiet movie theater.

And if the flick has a full moon in it, the PAM jumps up on his seat and howls! :lol:

The PAM has squeaky shoes.