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07-30-2013, 04:20 AM
JuniperWoolf

Didn't we have a drunk thread around here somewhere? How are we supposed to find that thread when we're drunk? I walked all around my highschool and looked in the windows. The science lab stools look smaller than they used to. Also Pilsner is starting to taste like ambrosia.
07-30-2013, 03:37 PM
Darcy88

They need to develop a make up for men that gives one the appearance of having a five o'clock shadow, for those of us in our early-mid twenties who grow facial hair at the rate of a pubescent boy. I don't like looking like a 15 year old elf for the 5 days after I shave.
07-30-2013, 04:00 PM
tonywalt

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Originally Posted by Darcy88

They need to develop a make up for men that gives one the appearance of having a five o'clock shadow, for those of us in our early-mid twenties who grow facial hair at the rate of a pubescent boy. I don't like looking like a 15 year old elf for the 5 days after I shave.

Wait a couple years..
07-30-2013, 04:07 PM
Darcy88

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Originally Posted by tonywalt

Wait a couple years..

I'm nearly 25. I've been waiting since 18. I got so tired of being mistaken for a teenager I just went 11 straight months without shaving, just giving my face a neat trim. And with my funny ears after I shave I sometimes get rednecks yelling from their big trucks "you @#$$%! ELF!"

Reclusive slow-aging funny-eared folk like myself were the ancient empirical evidence on which the mythology of elves was based.
07-30-2013, 09:31 PM
papayahed

Crap!!!!!!! I just left eggs boiling for about an hour now. Think they're done?
07-30-2013, 09:55 PM
Calidore

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darcy88

They need to develop a make up for men that gives one the appearance of having a five o'clock shadow, for those of us in our early-mid twenties who grow facial hair at the rate of a pubescent boy. I don't like looking like a 15 year old elf for the 5 days after I shave.

Some electric razors are adjustable so you can give yourself that effect.
07-31-2013, 12:27 AM
*Classic*Charm*

Wish I had put the scrubs in the wash this morning...
08-04-2013, 09:13 AM
papayahed

What should I have for breakfast?
08-12-2013, 03:28 AM
tailor STATELY

BOX 17 !!!!!!!!!!!!! (running around in circles yelling with hair metaphorically on fire)
08-13-2013, 12:58 AM
*Classic*Charm*

Flights are booked!! I'm going to Europe!!
08-13-2013, 06:54 PM
Satan

^Awesome!

Why did I signup for this? Why are people so fscked-up? Do I really like this, or am I just running away from something and destroying everything that crosses my path?
08-14-2013, 05:58 PM
Buh4Bee

That I'm boxed into a corner over BS.
08-14-2013, 06:11 PM
tailor STATELY

Bittersweet Me (R.E.M.)
08-14-2013, 11:07 PM
Tournesol

Ate that super-spicy Indian food from the restaurant, and now I have awful acid reflux! I should've just stuck with my eggs and toast! hmph!
08-19-2013, 05:38 PM
NikolaiI

I want to see the Redwoods. . .

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Originally Posted by Tommy Angelo

The place I camp is Butano State Park. It is a redwood forest. Did I mention that it's a redwood forest? That it comes with daytime darkness and extra silence? And did I mention that there's not much for ants and bees and flies and mosquitoes to do at human level, so there aren't any? And that the dominant representative of the animal kingdom is the banana slug? And that when you walk in the forest, on the duff carpet, you are not really walking next to the trees, you are walking through them, because really, the ground itself is just more and more redwood stuff, and the whole forest is like one really big tree?