You are right Atheist, this club upholds all that is good and wholesome in this world . And to celebrate this, here is a picture of Daisy Duke in a bikini.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...isy_duke_2.jpg
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You are right Atheist, this club upholds all that is good and wholesome in this world . And to celebrate this, here is a picture of Daisy Duke in a bikini.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...isy_duke_2.jpg
There is the only reason I ever watched that program!
Catherine Bach, mmmmmmmm.
The lad's in at Uni. Relief all round.
I can now proceed with my cunning plans for a games room... hahahaha!
Woohoo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Another party!
Parker's serving Glenlivet and Kahluas all round.
:D
(not in the same glass!)
I truly believe they like us, Prendrelemick and I, or at least they tolerate us, but you must be deft in your approach.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
My first encounter remains a vivid memory. Our prodigal horse rider went missing again, lost to an alternative reality via a wormhole to the stars. I was in desperate search for the kilted wonder, when I suddenly found myself at the corner of Kentucky and Bourbon streets. I heard a cacophony of giggling and chatter emanating form a nearby coffee shop. The door was ajar, so I figured it was all right to peek in…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLpS4Phe0Wc&feature=fvw
Daisy Duke was a big part of my life. I still think about her now and then.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Congratulations to Frank in Stein Junior !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I’ll send a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and my Grandmother’s Drambuie.
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Gentlemen, I come in here, first thing in the morning, for a look at The Times, and a small black coffee if Parker has the time, and I am confronted with pictures of the ineffable Daisy. Does anybody have a blood pressure tablet I might borrow?
Oh, Paul well done on t'lad gerrin' in. I take it there'll be a snooker night in the near future!
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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Tis strange indeed. Whilst on the same quest, I was crossing a blasted heath, when I heard a cackleing of voices and a clicking of high heels coming from a lonely coffee house, the night was dark and damp, so I entered...
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...lemick/mac.jpg
I'm glad the lad got in paul, it very tight this year I hear.
Erm, Gentlemen, we got used to Mr Prendrele, Michael of that ilk, coming in with the sheep, and indeed, some were exceptionally tasty - Parker does an excellent mint sauce, but what do the club's regulations say about the cat? Other than not fricaseeing it, that is. I just worry a bit about the Puddy-tat and Daisy on one page.
Thanks chaps. We're relieved. He's just begining to appreciate that he's leaving in 4 weeks. Nowadays they can get to know each other before they go through Facebook. Quite useful.
The coffeee thread has always been a puzzling institution, I have been in there and talked about toenail varnish and it went down like a lead balloon. We have no problems accommmodating Soundo, so there must be something more to this. I consulted the oracle, Mrs Jocky, aka the kilted wonderess, as to what this phenomenon meant. She looked at me with a big grin on her face and said " wondrous strange Jocky, wondrous strange. " Now what the Dickens could she have meant by that ? :)
Paul your life has just rejuvinated itself. Just think, no more sneaking quietly up the stairs with your missus in case junior is listening. No more answering stupid questions where your reply is always instantly dismissed and best of all, your booze supply cannot be robbed. Of course , if you have daughters ignore all of the above. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Aye, well I have reproduced that feat with a Hillman Imp and at the same time recited ' Tam O' Shanter ' blindfolded. Mrs Jocky has never forgiven me for that one. She says I should listen to Mick and that way I could never get into trouble. :)
On to a serious subject guys and gal. Why are we not responding to the Pakistan crisis as we should ? I take it as read we all have standing orders to Save The Children and other good causes but why are we responding so slowly to this one? It may be for political reasons and the fact that the World Banks have made it difficult, but kids are kids and I for one do not find life easy when somebody else's children are hungry, emaciated and starving. It kind of takes the shine off of life.
Well, just in case Mrs. P was walking by at the time; I think it best that we say you were conversing. Though, with the disco ball, black lights and the pink image of Catherine Bach on the dancing pole; I can't say for sure what was happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Was it you, dafydd, or prendrelemick; that the girls were trying to barter with for your high-heeled sandles?Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Well, I'm a bit envious of the fellows that do equally well with the ladies and the blokes; none of the girls have ever asked to borrow my size 10 nikes.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Yes, I wanted all of those things in my youth; which is why all my great loves turned out to be gay...
What is this thing now with guys wanting you to remove your clothes; in my day they didn't want to take the extra 3 or 4 minutes...unless they wanted to show off their famous dexterity with hooks.
They say the older a woman is, the more she needs pink light; but Daisy's looking a bit like an over boiled lobsterQuote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Congrats Paul, I'll send my mirror to hang on the ceiling...no guys, it's for cheating at poker:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Okay, is Paul putting in a hot tub?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I've never been known for my subtle approaches:party::arf::reddevil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Ah yes, I think daffyd entered the wrong coffe thread; yours looks like the one I entered...Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
I think we need to get a bit of sodium pentathol for the wise Mrs J; we could no doubt solve more than just my difficulties relating to women.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Your difficulties with women is nae my problem, and don't use sodium pentathol as an excuse. You are in the Blokes Thread so don't come the intelligent female with us excuse. We have seen all their arguments and lost. If you think you have got diffuculties relating to women just try being me I have lost every debate that ever was. Example:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Mrs Jocky, " Life could have been so much better if I had never met you " Tough." Atheist sounds like a decent guy " Aye but he has got a young wife ". Well what about old Mick, he knows a thing or two about turnips? Paul is almost single and Gilliatt knows a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Grass, and not forgetting Dafydd who knows everything about the badges of their subjection! :)
Know the badges of subjection?? Good grief, man, I designed them, made them, sewed them on, and I even have to keep polishing the brass bits.......well, Mrs. Dafydd tells me I must. I'm very much the boss in our house, but I haven't got her permission to say so yet. (And for as long as that picture of The Beatific Daisy is around, there's not much chance of that happening)
Unbelievable. Same O, Same O. Some people even sound sober. When it comes to daisies, I prefer to be the de-flowerer. :).
You might be a bit late........................
Ay-up gbrekken, hows life on the other side?Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
Crikey! You say that as I contemplate the crates of empties from Paul's party?Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
What's your point?Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Last time, you missed out verses 91 and 92 - the ones with the vacuum cleaner. Detracts from the elegant simplicity of the piece.
I never knew what you went through; thank god I'm female so I don't have to live a painful life of wedlock with one.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Ah, so that's what you're doing over in the coffee house; and I thought it was for the starbucks and cheesecake.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
I'm pretty sure that train left the station a good while ago...Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
I thought I saw a couple of boxes of viagra in the pile and Parker stood me up when I went in to slip on my size 22 bikini...:flare:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
We have sent double our usual natural disaster donation, because of the lack of response. I think the reasons are political and cultural (A euphenism for racist?). Pakistan has had a bad press lately, and there is a generally held belief that the local Pakistani community do not contribute to such relief funds when disaster strikes in other countries.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Also, I must admit while transferring the money I did not feel confident it would get to where it was needed. I think this is the major problem.
[/QUOTE=prendrelemick;941853]Tis strange indeed. Whilst on the same quest, I was crossing a blasted heath, when I heard a cackleing of voices and a clicking of high heels coming from a lonely coffee house, the night was dark and damp, so I entered...
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...lemick/mac.jpg
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I'm so glad there has been no suggestions as to the identities of the above.
I'd start going to a different pub if I were you.
Good point about donations to Pakistan, certainly from Britain. Racism is not too strong a word.
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Originally Posted by soundofmusic
once again you prove that Irony is not just for ironing shirteries.
Mick, can't tell from a tiny photo on a laptop. INRA 410 or Cheviot? or am I way off the mark?
Texel cross Derbyshire Gritstone.
You'd have thought living here I'd have recognised them! Tend to get more Blackface round here. Or, believe it or not, Herdwick.
Not likely.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
The only reason Viagra ever gets used by Blokes' Club members is in mountain climbing.
I missed this, but it's an excellent point, because you've hit a nasty fact right on the head. In NZ, we have a good relationship with Pakistan - despite them beating us in the World Cup final in when it was held in Auckland and collections here have been as strong as any other disaster relief, so it can only be racism that's making the difference. It is a sad indictment on people that it happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I understand that muslin countries haven't responded well as well - could that be because Pakistan is seen as being too much on "our" side? Funny old world when both sides perceive Pakistan as not our friend and as you rightly note, the Pakistani kids have been left in the middle.
Or, possibly not a fact at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Jocky - your anecdote about Britons not giving to Pakistan may be wrong:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...l-2059705.html
Whether Britain is "shaming the world" is unknown, but it's clear that the UK total so far is more than 20% of the entire world total, so they're certainly in the leading division at the very least.
Two weeks into the appeal and the total is 29 million pounds. Going by previous appeals, it looks as though the total will be respectably near, or even greater than recent offshore disasters:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10571665
Not meant as a divisive comment, but I can't help wondering if the vast majority of that is from the Ex-pat Pakistani populace, who always seem to have outstanding generosity within their communities. I sspect that it might be the case.
:cornut: It would save so much unpleasantness if people realized that what you may like looking at in the store window or magazine cover; doesn't always belong in your house.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Mountain climbing...is that an analogy...maybe parker was planing on coming back to the whirlpool:ciappa:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Yes, that could be it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Certainly a lot more Pakistanis than Haitians in UK.
No, it isn't an analogy.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
The only worthwhile use of Viagra is in combating altitude sickness. Works better than cocaine, apparently. It's also much cheaper and a lot less likely to get you thrown in jail!
I just had to post this.
Check out the posting stats between this and that sheilas' thread.
Ha! We're one ahead, lads, and that's without interminable conversations about vacuum cleaners and ear-rings! Tremendous coincidence, that both were on 3511.
They said it would never last. They scoffed.. They doubted, but here we all are, as erudite and well-informed as ever, and discussing the Serious things of life!!
By the way, anybody know Daisy Duke's vital statistics?
Not to mention not having to put up with that awful brown gunge that smells like stale cats' pee.Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Pass me a beer!
No, but I can volunteer to find out?Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
One lovely thing today, as winter tries to give us a last blast - the sun coming up this morning. A red sky that correctly boded ill for the day, but regardless of that, a sky full of at 6.20 am.
The sun's coming over our way for while, sorry!
I am going to try asking my GP for viagra for altitude sickness and see what she says...I used Bonine last time and nearly died when I tried alcohol with itQuote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Daisy Duke: birth: 1954, 5'8 inches, 36-23-35; now whether that was in the day, or not, I don't know...
How the blazes do you find these things out? No, on second thoughts, don't tell me........... I don't think I could take it!
Are you off mountain climbing Sounds?Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
You can practically find out anything with google; but, I'm still trying to figure out why, with all the popularity you blokes have with the young ladies; the old cougars are still favorites?Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
:blush2: One of my former youthful admirers refered to Sounds as a mountain that was once worth climbing...I was alittle hurt by the past tenseQuote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Cocaine is a vasoconstrictor, I'd think it would make altitude sickness even worse, you would have a harder time getting oxygen to your brain. Viagra causes vasodilation, a quick google search turned up some French study that it helps with oxygen uptake at higher altitudes, more than a placebo at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
A lot of rural Columbians seem to chew Coca to help with the nausea caused by altitude sickness. I'm not so sure it would be a good idea to snort a line of coke while climbing the Andes though.
Aye, least of all if you happen to be the pilot...................!