Don't you mean fools? :D
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Don't you mean fools? :D
I did.
Why do most like thunderstorms, you'd think are instincts would have us scared?
They just pretend to like it.
Why do monetary sources get dried up in winter?
Deflationary pressures by a sound Central Bank.
Why does facebook get trashed so much?
^ is a really very stupid answer. :rofl: You can't help thinking like a banker Tony. You're off by a hundred miles. :)
Anyway, the answer to your question is that the masses are like that. The only way to save your time and maintain serenity is to change settings. :cool:
Are most of the above questions really stupid?
Definitely & I like thunderstorms, unless I'm caught outside in one ;)
Why Pizzas?
Because some people like to cut the cheese.
Why do fish swim in water?
Because if it were in the air, it would be called flying.
Why do birds fly south?
Because if you start at the North Pole there's no other direction.
Why did we come down from the trees?
To climb up again, just like our ancestors....
Why do we have only five fingers?
Because we weren't careful with that table saw--before that we had ten.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why say "Can I ask you a question"?(sorry, someone just did so they annoyance is fresh)
To find out the answer.
Why are you here?
I like this place.
Why did "cool" stay in our vocabulary but "groovy" fell by the wayside?
Because whilst we still have fridges, hardly anyone still uses vinyl.
Why am I here?
To have fun!- it's not as deep as we might think.
You would never give up - would you?
I might when I'm dead :D then again, I might become the ghost in the machine - Lol.
What makes you give up?
when my shoes don`t match.
Will I be able to speak English most places I go?
Yes, just speak loud if they dont understand.
Why do i always forget those damn "green friendly" bags when i go to the grocery store?
cause it`s all an illusion.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
It does, if you leave it long enough.
How do you charm a worm?
By laughing at his jokes.
If it's so bad for you, why does it feel so good?
Because of intoxication.
Why do I keep eating peanuts!?
because it`s raining.
How come I was fine until I woke up?
You are fine. Once you get movin'...See!
Where did my luck just go?
(You`re right!)
it`s hiding under your bed
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
The Others are there for the Dharma Iniative or they maybe even were on the island before then! (dammit, i loved Lost when it came out).
How exactly is the "no politics" rule enforced on some forums.....?
by implanting subliminal messages in long, confusing threads
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?
ka thunk, cuz it's usually the wrong name!
What don't they make cars and planes out of the black box thingy?
cause it would be like my neighbours canary too heavy to fly
why doesn`t the earth fall down?
Cuz there are dragons down there!
When do ants sleep?
When they get tired.
Why are leopards spotty?
cause they lack in consistency.
What is the speed of dark?
It's the same speed as temperature - roughly.
Why is my pocket still vibrate - without my phone?!
Muscle memory
Why am I here?as opposed to there?
When I looked you weren't. ;) But anyway, everyone has to be somewhere...
Why are green rooms green?
Because the third ray of creative intelligence is represented by the colour green
Why is passion so powerful?
Cuz sleeping alone is a bummer.
Why doesn't anyone ever eat cotton candy at home? - only fairs and stuff!
Because at home, it would end up having to be cleaned off everything, rather than just skin and clothes.
Why is so hard to convince kids to not do things we did?
Because I still do the things I did as a kid-it's the same old me.
Where did you go Joe DeMaggio?