... Whenever I have to be on stage, however, I bend down my head and shut my eyes so people can't see me ...
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... Whenever I have to be on stage, however, I bend down my head and shut my eyes so people can't see me ...
...that time in grade school many years ago. It was soo embarrassing when...
...to put my costume on after I took my regular clothes off. The whole audience...
...roared with laughter, all pointing in my direction. In response I...
...broke into tears. It never occurred to me to...
start dancing a little jig. It seemed to work pretty well for that Ashlee Simpson girl on Saturday Night Live. If only...
...I could have an appearance on SNL. Of course I'd have to be famous, and we know that's not going to happen because...
...at the end of the day, fame is more fleeting than a moth when the light goes out. Better to entertain...
your family by falling off the ladder or hitting your thumb with a hammer while hanging a picture ...
...of your grandmother's deceased pet hamster, Milly. She was very attached to her, so...
...she yelled at me for hurting her only picture of Elmo (the hamster), and I...
cowered into the corner of my room. Until the point he came and....
told me that my antics were amusing thus far, but I'd be far better off ...
...joining the circus as a sideshow act because...
when I cross my eyes they make me look wall-eyed, which is just the thing that ....
wall-eyed bass will respond to if you want them to bite when you go fishing during lunch break at the circus since the circus won't...
serve fish ever due to a certain arrogant ...
man whose being such an a**hole seems to impossibly attract the eyes of a/an..
two-timing, ne'er-do-well snake in the grass for his partner in crime when they finally ...
strike your feet and...
force you to sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious at the top of your lungs, while standing .....
...on the top of a mountain looking around, to see if anyone is...
looking up your dress to...
enjoy the view
and take pictures and...
post them on the internet, where...
everyone will admire it and send...
money for the privilege of downloading..
it for their desktop backround where...
it would be enjoyed, until it was seen by...
thier mom and they got it deleted and then they paid again...
But there was a backup copy on a CD..
so they would keep it private and admire it...
until they ran into the model...
where they would blush and fall at their feet where...
they could view the scene directly...
and get kicked by her dainty feet...
like what you came back with PeterL!
the dainty toes of which broke on their stone-like heads.
It was pretty obvious.
which led to them carrying her to the hospital where...
...
it was wasn't it...
she was treated in the emergency room by