If you were a...

no, I'm a girl!!!


If you were Brad Pitt, would you shave the beard?

If you asked me to.

If you were Angelina Jolie, would you please ...please stop adopting kids?

Yes I would, both ask you to shave and stop adopting kids.

If you were a "circus freak" what would you be?

Your imagination goes places. Umm... an awe-inspiring giant.

You?

Contortionist ;D


If you were a superhero, what would change you into a villain?

Costume ;)

If you were the premier of a state, what would your first action be?

Move to legalize weed :P Family Guy Episode becomes a reality.

If you were a shape shifter, what would be your favorite form?

Move to Kalifornia. Governator needs you. :P That giant phallic spaceship from Austin Powers' movie.

If you were Brutus, would you stab Caesar?

hey, he had a warning. When someone says beware the ides of march, you stay at home and cuddle with your wife!

If you were Spongebob character, who would you be?

Squidward :P

You?

I would never be a Spongebob character...

If you were a vampire, who was the one who turned you...and what years was it?

Marius, 2007, needed someone to help him adapt to our time, and now I will always look like this. :P

you?

Haunted...and it was three hundred years ago.

If you were a dog, what kind would you be?

a bloodhound

If you were a total idiot, what you your favorite book be?

uh...my favorite book is Les Miserables...what's your point?

If you (or since you) were a great scholar, what would your favorite comic strip be?