One word: Braille
Why haven't the Cubs been able to win a championship in over 100 years?
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One word: Braille
Why haven't the Cubs been able to win a championship in over 100 years?
They haven't matured to be Bears yet.
Where's Perry?
In the forest of birds.
Where's the kettle?
not ready yet
what did you say?
I said, "TAKE YOUR HEADPHONES OFF AND LOOK OUT FOR THE EDGE OF--!"
Why is autumn also called "fall", but spring not called "grow"?
Because it is also called bounce.
What is a stupid question?
Please find the examples above.
Why do people get aggressive when all they have to do is to look stupid?
Falls back on their stupidity.
Why do only fools fall in love?-or so the song goes.
'Cause the wise always rise in love.
Why is justice depicted as a blind lady with a balance?
The blidfold is there so she can't see how heavily weighted the scales are by chequebooks.
What's the difference between right and wrong?
there isn't one
how do you know when someone is thinking?
They stop talking.
At what point does the future become the present?
Too late; it's already in the past.
Why ask why?
Because if you don't, there's a three year old out there who will.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Let the taste buds tell you
Why worry over burnt toast?
Because it indicates you've flown too close to the sun.
Does the wind stop?
Not until it gets where its going.
What's the reciprocal of Pie?
7/22.
What does PhD stand for?
Tons of school and stuff like that.
How long will it take flying fish to become birds?
Until I write my thesis.
Why is it difficult to talk while you're typing?
It's easy - look (type type, talkity talk, chat, type, chat:yawnb:)
What is the reason for a monobrow/middle eyebrow?
sorry I don't know what you mean
why is something faster then another?
I don't know.
Why do some dolphins go solo?
they like the feeling of it
why does it get windy?
Because people eat Brussels spouts
Why do people eat pizzas?
because it's italian
why does one forget things?
You have to sometimes.
What the hell are birds singing about?
Boy meets Girl, same as everyone else.
What do midges live on when they're not eating me?
Scotsmen and tourists.
What happened to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
The leprechaun got to it before you did.
Why does icecream have to be cold?
It lacks passion.
Why are headaches such a drag?
'Cuz when you get your toncils out you have need something cold and soothing.
Because of the pain
Why do you just keep eating peanuts and cannot stop?
LOL how did you guess haha
why does a star shoot?
Because it's too selfish to pass.
Why is it so very Monday today?
To make us appreciates the very Friday days.
Why do you just keep eating peanuts and cannot stop?
I don't but those who do will have to when they run out. :D Maybe they were all Bluetits in a different life...
Why do leprechauns have all the gold?
Because leprechauns love hedging against the stock market.
Where is that silver lining?
Too expensive; it's now aluminum.
Why do men prefer flat TVs but round boobs?
Because they don't grope TVs
Why do fairys live at the bottoms of gardens?
Cuz fairies love bottoms.
Why do falls fall in love?