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true... let me think of something good... the PAM me would only know of this curse for she herself was the originator by putting it on herself. it dublicated thrice over her and is far to foul to describe on this webpage. (it fits you terribly well) :)
The pam thinks she's so funny that everytime she goes to the litnet she wears bright green dentures, a yellow banana hat and yellow eyeshadow on her cheeks
The PAM has a very large collection of styrofoam cups and plates.
the pam only eats chocolate covered shrimp.
The PAM dips her shrimp in toothpaste
I'm alergic to shrimp: how dare you!
The pam eats bees with her dinner.
No, but I hear that they are good with ramen, baki! Ha Ha, take that! :lol:
*Gasps!* Thou has insulted the RAMEN! Ninjas! kill her!
Pam has made thousands of ramen-fanatics her mortal enemies!
Baki is obsessed with goats... she has a goat pillow, a jacket made out of goat hair, she sleeps in a goat room, and painted on her house is a giant goat.
Well, let me just say that would do hell to my allergies.
Pam collects dried fish!
actually, it is quite tasty, you should try it you know... PAM likes to sneeze on people when she gets up set at them, then she goes and blames her alergies.
The PAM is so morbid she thinks visiting the morgue is a grand adventure and sleeps in a coffin...
PAM has a collection of mouse droppings that he imagines will bring good luck. Um, I think that is rabbit's feet that bring the luck... (unless you're a rabbit...)
? These aren't supposed to be true...:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by weepingforloman
The PAM wears at least six or seven pink bows in her hair at a time because she thinks the three-year-old chic is a real fashion trend
The PAM uses a bowl on her head to shape her 'do! :lol:
The PAM is an escape from Jellystone National Park, last seen with several picnic baskets and a little Boo...
The PAM has just launched a new line of clothing for men made entirely of twist ties and styrofoam to-go boxes.
When PAM sings the neighborhood feral cats cover their ears.
Shhhhhhh!! Now they'll know! :alien:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
The PAM squirts toothpaste in her celery stalk and enjoys it with flat Dr.Pepper... :lol:
PAM robbed a bank ten years ago, but then got alzimeris and forgot about it. the police came to her door and arrested her. the next day when she was in jail, she didn't know where she was and screamed till she lost her voice. so when the judge realized that she had a alzimeris and didn't know what they were talking about at all, he let her off the hook. but since the incodent she has never quite regained her voice, and also lost most of her memory.
ugh. :lol:
The Pam's morning tooth-cleansing requires a mixture of sandpaper (for the nightly muck she grows on them) and twine, (considering the gaps between her teeth) followed by a good mouth-rinsing with Comet. Her dogs still shy away from her affectionate kisses. ;)
Shurtagal secretly sides with Captain Hook and has infiltrated the Lost Boys in order to spy on Wendy when she's taking a waterfall shower.
The person above me is too lazy to comment on the poem I have posted today! :p
:eek: touche! umm...the PAM is extrememly impatient! I haven't even seen it yet!!! and knows how to lay a fine guilt-trip! :)
PAM truely likes to afend me.*sob* i would never side with Captian Hook! he's evil! and besides, wendy has already returned to londan, and now i spend my days with peter, enchanting him with tales of himself that he does not know.
The PAM eats only cornstarch and the water from tuna cans.
The PAM has a massive collection of wooly boogers that she shows proudly to all her guests
The PAM melts peanut butter and dips her raw turnip pieces into it... :alien:
The Pam melts plastic because she likes the way the fumes smell.
the pam lives down in a valley because the pam is gothic.
the PAM live in a dirty old green lake filled with slime. ewwww!
The PAM painted her teeth with nailpolish, just for a new look! :lol:
The PAM is living proff that all old black-n-white film stars are not dead...just kinda look that way...
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The PAM is living proof that you don't need to be nice to have friends.
The PAM was so excited about her birthday that she ate the candles off the cake, without so much as blowing them out! :lol:
The PAM uses vegetable shortening as shampoo.
Which to judge by her flowing blonde locks works well. Perhaps the PAM should give it a try, if she can find the comb and brush she lost in her, ah, fur..., hence this disguise...
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the pam has the worst kind of dragon breath (has that one been done before?) It smells like onions (he he)
The PAM has a bowl cut.
Thanks Pen - I think you foundmy next avatar!
The pam always hits her/himself when they play baseball!