Nymph Plural of Nym, but fo far few have been feen
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Nymph Plural of Nym, but fo far few have been feen
Lens
Lens: A tool to tickle light.
Wall:
Wall: Solid structures meant to divide, as a field from the road, rich neighborhoods from the freeway, and your sex life from your kids and the neighbors
Halfwit:
Halfwit: Half of a “wit” being a measure of the clutter in one’s mind. Halfway done cleaning out the cobwebs.
Muse:
Any half-way decent-looking girl who inspires a smitten swain to write what he thinks is poetry.
Portal
Portal: A word used by someone who can’t spell “door”.
Whale:
Whale: A gentle beast that roams the oceans with no enemy but man; certainly not the millions upon millions of tiny lifeforms it destroys every minute it opens its big trap. No, no, they don't count do they?
Plankton
Plankton: Sea organisms that seemingly reproduce primarily to keep the buffet table stocked for larger critters.
Critter:
Critter: A denizen of the seement pond area of Beverly Hills, or its evolutionary descendants.
Litter box:
C Ritter Older brother of the famous actor John Ritter. The reason you probably haven't heard of him is because, just like his younger brother, he couldn't act either
Litter Box A place for untrained pets to drop their rubbish, but being untrained you have to expect they'll use it for something else entirely
Fleas
Fleas: What a dog does when you try to give it a bath.
Parrot
Parrot: An echo conscious enough to know better.
Consciousness:
Consciousness: Being wider awake than a lettuce.
Bee
Bee: Small creature whose ability to fly stuns science, and whose sting pretty much indicates it doesn't care to be studied...
Evidence.
Evidence: Data from blind men researching elephants.
Python