If you were a...

No, dear, sharks in Aus have a liking for humans, so humans - it is!

If you were a boat, wher would you sail to?

Somalia. To join those pirates.

If you were Carl Sagan, would you cure your obsession with dandelions?

I don't know, dandelions are cute.

If you were me, would you spend less time on litnet or more?

Probably more.


If you were a cookbook which cuisine would you specialize in?

Caribbean

If you were a language, which would you be?

OOh French..

If you were a book, which one would you be?

Common Sense by Thomas Paine, perhaps if I were the book I'd have some of what it talks about. :P

If you were a Shakespearean character, who would you be?

Macbeth.

Same question?

Iago

You?

Miranda

If you were a drug, which would you be?

LSD

You?

MDMA :P

If you were a house cat, what would your name be?

Kafka

If you had to invade a country, which one would it be?

Italy, demanding Tiramasu for dessert every day!

you?

France. They give up easily. :D Kidding!

If you were an actor, would you be Jack Nicholson?