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Wherever they usually go. They're so very thin that the likelihood of having their frail wings smashed by a raindrop are next to nothing. I would know: I have been one in my past life.
Does anyone in the world still use the expression "like water off a duck's back"?
Everyone does; where have you been?
How come we don't grow hair on the soles of our feet?
Wear and tear.
Why do "only the good die young"?
Perhaps to create a legend... Funny, I have wondered that same thing, Pen!
Why are beeswax candles dripless whereas the other candles make a mess?
because the Queen bee would be very irate with the kind of mess that comes from ordinary candles.
why do birds suddenly appear?
The Great Spirit...
The real question is, why do they choose to poo just after I wash my truck? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Trucker.gif
conspiracy, they are all out to get ya.
How many stars are there?
That information is highly classified, and you do not have enough clearance! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Nun.gif
How many grains of sand will you count before you find out it is pointless? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Geek.gif
None, I'm way too lazy.
If I had feathers, would I be able to fly?
not if you were over six foot tall with a long neck and Australian.
Why do we never say a well-laundered,well-dressed man is shevelled?
because that would be "dis" -ing him :lol:
Why did Gwyneth Paltrow name her daughter Apple?
So that if she has another she'll have a pear.
Why oh why did thingymebob name his daughter Fifi?
because he always wanted a French poodle "when he was a child"
Who's thingymebob?
Son of Whatcha'call'im and Forgot'ername. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...HeyHansome.gif
Ever been to you?
yes, but only on Thursday.
If dragons breathe fire, does this mean that they fart and burp fire also?