like the pillsbury dough boy's chef hat! :D
Just be yourself, sir. Whatever happens, ....
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like the pillsbury dough boy's chef hat! :D
Just be yourself, sir. Whatever happens, ....
...you will succeed or fail as yourself.
The spring air makes me want to .....
...leave my office and go for a walk.
While coming back home I met...
...a group of fairies in boots. Just like the Black Sabbath song.
If I saw a fairie I would...
... know I'd had a drink too many.
(PS. The sabbath song was apparantly about skinheads being effeminate, according to Ozzy)
You can't Rock with a ...
a screaming baby.
saturdays are the absolute worst day of the week to me because......
....I have so much house work to do.
A bald woman is so.....
unique! and cool like the Borg Queen.
Stand on one leg, pat your head and.....
...and try to relieve yourself at the urinal (men's urinal that is)
What's nice girl like you doing in.....
...the company of a schmuck like me?
Rubber bands snap like...
... strollin' pimp's fingers.
Question 1. In Hamlet, what is the significance of ...
...Hamlet's black clothes? Did he have black underwear too?
Liposuction is a fun way to.............
show your Aunty you care about her health.
I couldn't help it, I just couldn't help it, I had to inform them that.........
...the immortal rainbow of sky and space, Aurora, has returned!
Nature rejoices because...
...It's in complete control once more
Poor granpa Winter, he...