Not you, manton - would it surprise you to discover that, in terms of my intention to achieve total control over the minds and bodies of the population of Sheffield, I don't really consider you an obstacle?
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Not you, manton - would it surprise you to discover that, in terms of my intention to achieve total control over the minds and bodies of the population of Sheffield, I don't really consider you an obstacle?
Does that make me a threat?
If I were to tell you that I plan to eliminate threats, irritations, cellphone salespersons, a really rude bloke on London Bridge station and anyone who likes Abba, into which category do you think I'd feel you fell?
Is it suicide to say the first?
Let's just say that it's probably not a good idea to start reading any long books, shall we?
Was that a threat, sir?
Please can I be one of your henchpersons?
How are you at laughing gruffly and saying 'Yes, boss' before going on to bugger up the simplest knot-tying task in my absence?
Yeah Boss, OK Boss, We get dis bum good Boss, What did you say, again? *chews gum inexpertly, dribbles*
Wow, that's what your henchmen are like?
Yep - you wanna see the henchwomen?
OK Mr Bastable, Boss, I bought da violin case - what you want I should do wid da violin?
Are you going to use the violin to hurt someone?
Weren't violins made to be used in place of cricket bats (although only against spinners)?
You would waste a Stradivarius on such piffle?