Do you know which way to hold the remote control to get it to work?
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Do you know which way to hold the remote control to get it to work?
Towards the television, no?
Did that work?
Are these remote controls for televisions, then?
Taking it for granted that, if you're anything like me, you'll have a remote for the TV, a remote for the cable box, a remote for the DVD player, a remote for the iPod dock and a remote for the retracting cover over the pool full of maneating sharks, what's the greatest number of remotes any of us have in one room of the house?
You are cool enough to have a remote for the man-eating shark Pool?
Well, one has to these days - one just can't retain the henchstaff, can one?
Why can't one? (doesn't that sound silly?)
If one hasn't got henchstaff, should one be enquiring about one's ability?
Honestly - you people have no idea of the expense, the administration, the sheer bureaucratic slog involved in running a secret organisation hellbent on global domination, do you?
Why wouldn't we?
Do you realise the expense, administration and sheer bureacratic slog I'm having trying to run No 13A Abattoir View Villas?
Okay - you - Genocide - the insolent one - just for future reference, what's your full name and address?
Would you like my SS (or NI) number as well?
Flat 64
13A Abattoir View Villas
Gasworks Lane
Grotsville
W1A 4WW
OK?