Coquettishly: The walk of a rooster that wants to be noticed by the surrounding hens.
Sleepwalking:
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Coquettishly: The walk of a rooster that wants to be noticed by the surrounding hens.
Sleepwalking:
Sleepwalking: The way most people shuffle through their lives until, one day in late middle age, epiphany strikes and they realize it's all about sex. Glancing down hopefully, they note that, one, they can scarce see the equipment any longer due to the intervening belly, and, two, the sex in question involves lads and/or lasses who are now nearly young enough to be their own grandchildren--and who, but for the surreptitious administration of Rohypnol, would sooner walk into the propeller of a B-52 than have sex with them.
Regret:
Regret: What happened to Rip Van Winkle when he awoke and found out his girlfriend had grand kids and none of them were named “Rip”.
Epiphany:
Epiphany: 1-See entry on page XXX. 2- A typical name for single ladies that live in the country or for soap opera nuns.
Tragedy:
Tragedy: naming your daughter Chastity, Bambi or Randi, 'cause you just know she's gonna end up as the top pole dancer at the Pink Pussycat Lounge.
Topless:
Topless: Not in possession of one of those spinning toys that parents somehow feel will entertain toddlers (No)
Name:
Name: is a state in New England, in the United States. It is is the 39th most extensive and the 42nd most populous of the 50 U.S. states. It is bordered by New Hampshire to the west, the Atlantic Ocean to the east, and the Canadian provinces of New Brunswick and Quebec to the east and north, respectively. Wait. Damn dyslexia again. Name, not Maine. Name is what you call a state like Maine.
Brown rice with chopped broccoli, crinkle cut carrots, black beans and shredded cheddar:
Brown rice with chopped broccoli, crinkle cut carrots, black beans and shredded cheddar: tasty anthropophagic miscellany
dish of meat, potatoes and vegetables-
dish of meat, potatoes and vegetables: Standard European fare--simple, crude and filling. My Eastern European forebears presumably ate this all the time, hence my own preference for it. And my girth.
First cup of coffee in the morning:
First cup of coffee in the morning: Eye-opener
Poltergeist:
Poltergeist: A late Medieval corruption of the name Walter Geist, First Dung Gatherer to the King, late of Nottinghamshire, Lincolnshire and Leicestershire. Famous for walking the Downs and fields with a great pole of alder, a wood sacred to the Druids due to the ability of its bark, when boiled lightly, to cure even the worst constipation, he eventually became known as Walter "The Pole" Geist. (NB: A persistent rumor has it that the women of the region originally assigned him the nickname, and for very different reasons, but there is no hard and fast evidence of this.) Eventually, the name devolved into "Polter" Geist. His ghost is said to still wander the East Midlands to this day, long pole and all; hence the association with spirits and unseen forces.
Supernatural:
Supernatural: Both organic and raw.
Organic
Organic: a broccoli's sexual response
Raw
Raw: 1) Uncooked 2) Bawdy 3) Nude 4) A sports entertainment (professional wrestling) show that is on Monday night TV
Rare:
Rare: uncooked bovine tissue.
Roar:
I got nothin'. That poltergeist one pretty much wiped me out.
Roar: the seashell-like sound inside TC's head. It's okay, we're friends. Really, we're like this all the time. :)
Boar:
Boar: In my dreams I seem to be in the forest of old, mist pooling languidly about bole and vine, scent of wet earth rank. From underneath comes a rumbling, a thundering as of hooves, till misty veil is pierced by scimitar of ivory, the mighty boar in full charge, head down, as with one fell throe of muscle he drives tusk sheer through Pompey Bum's belly, piercing flesh from fore to aft, bright blood dripped blade protruding behind triumphantly.
It's OK, we're friends. We're like this all the time. Really. :biggrinjester:
Wish fulfillment:
Wish fulfillment: what wishes could reach if they would just relax and go with it.
Naked mole rat:
First time Pompey B. dropped his trousers with his first girlfriend, she laughed, pointed and said: "Is that a naked mole rat or are you just happy to see me?"
Jupiter:
Jupiter: 1) God of the Lightning and father of various Gods, Demi-gods, and assorted semi-godlike beings 2) A distant planet that could easily contain hundreds of earth sized planets, assuming that there actually is a planet under all those gas clouds... 3) Nostalgia-- leader of The Three Investigators, last name Jones
Moonstruck:
Moonstruck: What happened to the first Apollo mission, the one nobody heard about.
Mr. Lim Bin Nim F'Tang Ole' Biscuit Barrel:
Mr. Lim Bin Nim F'Tang Ole' Biscuit Barrel: Evidently a Silly Party Candidate on a British TV show something like Saturday Night Live or Monty Python. Part of his name seems to be in a language similar to Cthulhu speak: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" ("In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.")
Cthulhu Mythos:
Cthulhu Mythos: available with every Happy Meal purchased, McDonald's also supplies a packet of dipping sauce.
Hovercraft:
Hovercraft: Something that is full of eels.
Eels:
Eels: What you wear out eventually.
karmic:
karmic: A microphone for your automobile to keep you from being distracted with your cell phone
Cell phone:
Cell phone: What you wrap leftover food in to keep it fresh.
Jerky:
Jerky: Herky's situationally inappropriate brother
Lampoon
Lampoon: What you spear baby sheep with.
Fiery hot peppers:
Fiery Hot Pepper: The spontaneous combustion of a hot pepper hopefully occurring prior to inserting said pepper into mouth.
Black Dwarf:
Black Dwarf: I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole.
Circus Act:
Circus Act: Politics explained
Oh and Cheddar, a Black Dwarf is a Pygmy, which doesn't put anyone down. They are a tribe who have been praised for their ability to settle things peacefully.
Oubliette:
Circus Act 2: Politicians that have stolen public money all their lives, claiming with tears that they and their families are victims of injustice, when they are finally called to account.
Oubliette: store room for everything you want to forget.
Windmill:
Windmill: Something Pete Townsend invented by accident when, at a very early gig with The Who at the Marquee club in London, he witnessed Keith Richards making the now famous spiraling motion with his right arm while standing to the side of the stage, guitar on, waiting for the Stones' turn to go on stage. Townsend instantly fell in love with this and used it on stage that night, apologizing to Keef afterwards for stealing it. Richards didn't know what he was talking about, saying that he'd only been stretching out earlier in preparation for performing. And now you know something wot you ain't not knew before.
Electric:
Electric: Marketing word for "batteries not included."
Frantic:
Frantic: Frantic Comes Alive was one of the epoch making albums of the 1970s, spawning hits that were played in perpetuity, and turning then obscure (in America, at any rate) guitarist Peter Frantic into a mega superstar. Everyone had that album in their collection, and the lengthy live version of Do You Feel Like I Do appearing on the record became an anthem one heard all over for years to come. Wait, what? Frampton! Sorry. Peter Frampton. I keep making that mistake.
Avuncular:
Avuncular: (usually plural: Avunculars) Those things you put a shiny Liberty quarter in to magnify the sights from afar viewed from the top of the Empire State building.
Spectacles:
Spectacles: Extraordinarily sensitive organs responsible for sperm production in the male of the species. Shaped like orbs, they hang away from the body in a sack known as the scrotum, in order to slightly lower their temperature, which in turn boosts semen production. A willingness to tenderly receive said sack in the oral cavity was once viewed as the mark of a virtuous maiden. Sadly, this tradition has--what? I misread what? Oh, spectacles! Sorry.
Elven:
Elven: 1) Tragic misspelling of "eleven" 2) Old English for a fairy or elf-- the Elven Kind, which now only exist in fantasy stories and blockbuster movies directed by Peter Jackson
Scoff: